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07-06-2011 06:04 AM

.....gotten as sun burned, dehydrated (possibly from beer), sore from “tubing”, and fat (from eating…..and drinking too much) as I did over the 4th of July weekend?????

I need to make something out of wood that will put aloe on my back, feed me water, stretch my muscles, and make me burn calories…...any suggestions?????

-- Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chucking my wood!!!!

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#1 posted 07-06-2011 06:31 AM

Make a tooth pick from a locust log. That should take care of most of what ails you ;^)

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#2 posted 07-06-2011 06:37 AM

Unless you are a masochist, I highly suggest NOT running the planer, jointer, or router for a few days…

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#3 posted 07-06-2011 02:52 PM

I suggest you do some resawing with a handsaw.

-- Rich, Cedar Rapids, IA - I'm a woodworker. I don't create beauty, I reveal it.

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#4 posted 07-06-2011 04:04 PM

Spend a few hours planing some rough lumber into finished boards. You need to work up a good sweat.

-- Dan - Valparaiso, Indiana, "A smart man changes his mind, a fool never does."

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#5 posted 07-06-2011 04:47 PM

Well I don’t know what you can build, but I can tell you this- a week working with Patron has a similar effect. I am whooped. :) And now I need to get myself scraped back together and go build a bench to fill an order. Probably won’t be today.

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#6 posted 07-06-2011 05:15 PM

well its only 80 degrees here in Iowa, but the heat index has to have it close to 100. Just standing outside is enough to sweat most of it out!!

-- Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chucking my wood!!!!

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#7 posted 07-11-2011 12:06 AM

Split some firewood by hand. That will bring a body back into shape! Do it in the shade or before sunrise!

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#8 posted 07-14-2011 09:06 PM

You have beer, food, water and a tube. Worry about the rest in winter. Enjoy.

-- Dan, Naperville IL, I.G.N.

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#9 posted 07-14-2011 09:07 PM

^I’m with Dan 100%.

-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

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#10 posted 07-15-2011 01:26 PM

Do whatever you enjoy doing now, before your body won’t let you do it anymore. DAMHIKT

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#11 posted 07-15-2011 02:06 PM

You can come visit us here in Wisconsin. Just get yourself a canoe (or kayak), and start paddling upstream. By the time you get to La Crosse, you’ll think your 4th of July weekend indulgences were just a warmup!

BTW … I know a chirpractor in Davenport that might be able to help you with those aches and pains.


-- Gerry -- "I don't plan to ever really grow up ... I'm just going to learn how to act in public!"

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#12 posted 07-15-2011 02:21 PM

I for one am right there with you. The entire week of the 4th my family and I spent in beautiful San Diego… Doing nothing but eating, swimming, sight seeing, and trying all kinds of new beers I can’t find here in Texas. I know I came home 10 pounds heavier and flat out exhausted….lol.

Tomorrow will be a week back and I still don’t feel back to normal…. I will have to debate getting back in the gym over a few brews tonight….lol

-- Dan ~ Texarkana, Tx.

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#13 posted 07-15-2011 06:37 PM

Dan … Normal? I haven’t been ‘normal’ since 1968!


-- Gerry -- "I don't plan to ever really grow up ... I'm just going to learn how to act in public!"

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#14 posted 07-15-2011 10:02 PM

At least I did the sensible thing over the 4th of July weekend in Fort Myers, FL, we stayed out of the water and drove around looking for Tree Service company yards and scrambled through their wood piles. I scored on some Rosewood, Eucalyptus, Banyan and Grapefruit. The van was loaded on trip back home and the Eucalyptus had sort of an unpleasant odor that we had to smell for a few days.

Erwin, Jacksonville, FL

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#15 posted 07-16-2011 01:24 PM

Sell all your ww tools and hire a 98# japanese girl to walk up and down your back.

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