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05-13-2018 07:49 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Now this one is GONE! NEXT! (As long as You’re Having FUN!! Have At It! DUNCE!)

I Gotta Get Out Of Here!

-- LIFE is what happens when you're planning on doing Other Things!


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#1 posted 05-17-2018 05:25 PM

Another DEAD One! OR!!! “Somebodies” ? Diddling with the Posts!

I’ve had THREE POSTS Deleted for NO Apparent Reason and Pictures Removed (AND MAPS!)

I could take a Pretty Educated/Accurate Guess at WHO! But! I’ll just let HIM hang himself,and His “Self Centered” “I’m always Right and You’re Wrong!”

Maybe it’s the Frostbite that’s causing HIS “Righteous Indignation!”

-- LIFE is what happens when you're planning on doing Other Things!

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#2 posted 05-17-2018 06:05 PM

nice meme. Like that one.

-- Justin

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#3 posted 05-18-2018 01:02 AM

Hey Rick I know you like a laugh got a few more for you:

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”
The old rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me.” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer. “See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?”
The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life, chased close behind by the rancher’s prize bull. With every step, the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he’ll get “horned” before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.
The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence, and yells at the top of his lungs, “Your badge! Show him your badge!”

I know it gets a little aggravating on here but ignore the know it alls

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#4 posted 05-18-2018 05:49 PM

That’s a good one Corelz!

”I know it gets a little aggravating on here but ignore the know it alls”

It sure does My Friend! Actually I don’t care about the know it alls. They can blow off all of the “Hot Air Fallacy” they want to. I know better than to get into a Discussion with one of them. You’ll ALWAYS LOSE! Even when you are right.

What gets to me are a Couple/Three guys on here that enjoy Crawling Up My Backside whenever they get a chance to Ridicule or Criticize my Posts., Or Deliberately ask STUPID Questions!

Their Caustic Remarks only prevent me from Posting in “Coffee Shop” which I’m trying to Enhance. It use to be a lot of FUN in here. No More!
—————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— ! did this on the 14th. just for Fun and actually see what the numbers were…..........

As at May 14/2018, Time = 3020 Days On Here /365.25 Days = 8.28 YEARS!! Actively on here!

Posts are, as of the same Date 9574, over a period of 3020 Days = 3.17 Posts Per “Days” On Here.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————- 8 Years Ain’t To Shabby!

Thanks Buddy!

Regards: Rick

-- LIFE is what happens when you're planning on doing Other Things!

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#5 posted 05-18-2018 06:38 PM

Corelz. This ain’t for you …lol… Or Justin! (Thanks for replying Justin. Much Appreciated!)

Regards: Ricky Ticky!

-- LIFE is what happens when you're planning on doing Other Things!

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#6 posted 05-18-2018 08:12 PM

wheres woodbutcher he usually gets in on the laughs to

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#7 posted 05-18-2018 11:10 PM

Now that’s funny…..I don’t care who you are….!!!!! I like Daffy…!!

-- " At my age, happy hour is a crap and a nap".....

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#8 posted 05-19-2018 12:36 AM

Now that s funny…..I don t care who you are….!!!!! I like Daffy…!!

- Rick Dennington

Thanks for replying Rick! Always a pleasure hearing from you My Friend!

YEP! Daffy and Yosemite Sam are my 2 favorites!

Hope the shoulder is Healing Okay!

Best Regards: Rick

-- LIFE is what happens when you're planning on doing Other Things!

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#9 posted 05-19-2018 01:49 AM

Here ya go. A copy of an email a new HVM supervisor sent to tho old one that got promoted. Special thanks to my Admin clerk Ludmila who left this for me and my buddy Don to enjoy one morning.

Ken,


Thanks for the letter you left in the drawer. Helpful info to be sure. Things do runs smooth here, great crew you put together. Few things I wanted to inquire about though. Specifically where do you find Gunny and Don? These two are lunatics! They wear purple camouflage pants, Seriously? Gunny walks around with the John Wayne swagger both pistols in full view and wears armor all day in the heat?

My first foreman’s meeting and we ran into a language issue with one of the Bosnian’s. So I try to speak slowly and Gunny steps in and speaks Russian? Not in his file I could find. Then he waves his hands in the air and says he understands now. So I ask how many languages do you speak? He says three, English, Russian and pictures.

After the meeting I asked him for a word, he tells me $50, $75 if it is a word sexual in nature? Okay so I get it he and this Don guy are the class clowns. I ask him for a tour and we walked all over this AO, okay he knows his stuff so I see why you kept him here.

Off to the Tire shop I meet up with, Don, or Tire 1. Guys are changing tires and I watched for a few minutes all seemed okay. I ask where Don is and they say Gunny’s office. Walk all the way back to find Don and Gunny making a sign. Laughing. Temptation Tim’s Topless Tavern it says. Looking around these two have Hi Mom signs, gone fishing, something in Russian I assume, Future Home of Walmart, YOU MISSED???

So back to my office to get morning paperwork done and suddenly over the radio I hear Gunny quoting a bible verse. Then Don gives one and mentions Moses took a left at the Trailer shop last week. Looked up callsigns, no Moses. Got up and went out to find Safety Department making their rounds through the AO so was tied up for an hour. Finally get back to see Gunny and inquire what is with the bible verses. Says it came to him in a vision. Just like that, straight faced. Asked the Shop Foreman Frank when that started and he says oh when they spot safety they start that stuff, no big deal.

Interesting lot so far. Anything else I should know about?

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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#10 posted 05-19-2018 02:01 AM

Rick I was more of a marvin the martian fan. woodbutcher what place do you exactly work at?

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#11 posted 05-19-2018 02:10 AM



Rick I was more of a marvin the martian fan. woodbutcher what place do you exactly work at?

- corelz125

I used to work in Iraq. Sometimes pictures are better… LOL


-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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#12 posted 05-19-2018 03:06 AM

WoodButcherByNight:

Great Story & Pretty Good Pictures! Thanks for YOUR Replies.

Much Appreciated, My Friend!

” Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.” RIGHT ON!

Regards: Rick

-- LIFE is what happens when you're planning on doing Other Things!

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#13 posted 05-19-2018 05:22 AM

Used to work in Law Enforcement. The show him your badge from corelz125, just made my day, still laughing. Thanks !!!

-- MEL, Kansas

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#14 posted 05-19-2018 04:34 PM



Used to work in Law Enforcement. The show him your badge from corelz125, just made my day, still laughing. Thanks !!!

- mel52

Hey! Corelz! Take a Bow My Man!

You got Mel52 in here with a comment and He’s still Laughing! ...lol…

Glad You enjoyed it Mel52! Thanks for Your Comment. Much Appreciated!

Regards: Rick

-- LIFE is what happens when you're planning on doing Other Things!

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#15 posted 05-19-2018 09:33 PM

Ok I get it now. at first i thought you might of been here in a repair shop or dealer. sounded like you guys made the best of it . Thats why I like your posts Rick we have a sense of humor around here

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