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Rick

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01-18-2018 10:46 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

A Bit Of A Laugh Never Hurts. I don’t Think?

Tricky Ricky

-- Real MEN! Measure Once! Cut Once! Then head back to the Lumberyard. (Rick, Ontario, Canada)


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caboxmaker

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#1 posted 01-19-2018 02:11 AM

We already have a joke thread with 3457 jokes in it. Your jokes should go there. Don’t reinvent the wheel…

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#2 posted 01-19-2018 02:17 AM


We already have a joke thread with 3457 jokes in it. Your jokes should go there. Don t reinvent the wheel…

- caboxmaker

Maybe it’s time for a new Joke thread. Who wants to wade through 3457 Old Jokes? I am NOT reinventing the wheel!

It’s also “Coffee Shop”. I can Post whatever, as long as it’s in good taste and within the rules.

25 Posts and 259 Days on here, hardly qualifies you to tell me what to do ,as if your an Administrator.

-- Real MEN! Measure Once! Cut Once! Then head back to the Lumberyard. (Rick, Ontario, Canada)

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#3 posted 01-19-2018 06:17 AM

Well I liked your jokes!

No workshop no home one liners for stories, ... might have bought it on ebay?
At least its not sideways!...need to say more?

-- Regards Robert

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#4 posted 01-19-2018 01:19 PM

Aw, There’s always some old crab who ran out of Preparation H. There are also those who are aptly described by the last cartoon posted above. And there are those who are too cheap to spend a dollar to buy themselves a personality.
The rest of us actually HAVE a sense of humor and ENJOY a few jokes. Here’s another for you:
“The telephone got the wrong the name. The telephone SHOULD actually be called the ‘toilet’, because whenever it rings, there is always some butt-hole full of crap on the other end.”

-- OleGrump

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OleGrump

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#5 posted 01-19-2018 01:20 PM

Aw, There’s always some old crab who ran out of Preparation H. There are also those who are aptly described by the last cartoon posted above. And there are those who are too cheap to spend a dollar to buy themselves a personality.
The rest of us actually HAVE a sense of humor and ENJOY a few jokes. Here’s another for you:
“The telephone got the wrong the name. The telephone SHOULD actually be called the ‘toilet’, because whenever it rings, there is always some butt-hole full of crap on the other end.”

-- OleGrump

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Rick

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#6 posted 01-19-2018 03:37 PM



Well I liked your jokes!

No workshop no home one liners for stories, ... might have bought it on ebay?
At least its not sideways!...need to say more?

- robscastle

Robert: Thanks for your Support! it’s much appreciated.

Rick

-- Real MEN! Measure Once! Cut Once! Then head back to the Lumberyard. (Rick, Ontario, Canada)

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Rick

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#7 posted 01-19-2018 03:57 PM

Aw, There s always some old crab who ran out of Preparation H. There are also those who are aptly described by the last cartoon posted above. And there are those who are too cheap to spend a dollar to buy themselves a personality. The rest of us actually HAVE a sense of humor and ENJOY a few jokes. Here s another for you: “The telephone got the wrong the name. The telephone SHOULD actually be called the toilet , because whenever it rings, there is always some butt-hole full of crap on the other end.”

- OleGrump

OleGrump:

Thanks for your support also! I enjoyed your Quotes in your above Reply.

It bothered me that HE seemed to think that HE had some kind of authority and the Right to tell me what to do! He was WRONG! It’s Coffee Shop! HE doesn’t even understand what the Rules & Regs are around here!

I personally would NEVER of done a Post like he did! This is a Great Site and Negative Responses don’t do anyone any good!

I like to try and Lighten things Up once and a while as well as Positive Comments on the Projects.

Thanks again. Keep Smiling!

Best Regards: Rick

-- Real MEN! Measure Once! Cut Once! Then head back to the Lumberyard. (Rick, Ontario, Canada)

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#8 posted 01-19-2018 11:09 PM

I could possibly spare some 36 Grit to apply in my usual fashion!

I wonder when radial ply tyres were invented in 1915 did somebody say “dont reinvent the wheel” and as a result
nothing happened until the late 40s when Michelin came along to do the same thing over again?

-- Regards Robert

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#9 posted 01-20-2018 02:03 AM



I could possibly spare some 36 Grit to apply in my usual fashion!

I wonder when radial ply tyres were invented in 1915 did somebody say “dont reinvent the wheel” and as a result
nothing happened until the late 40s when Michelin came along to do the same thing over again?

- robscastle

Dude! That is one “tyred” joke! hee hee

-- Random Orbital Nailer

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#10 posted 01-20-2018 06:43 AM

Sorry thats the best I could roll out!

-- Regards Robert

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#11 posted 01-20-2018 01:02 PM

“What do we got here guys? I don’t know, but you get a shovel and I’ll get a pick and we’ll make a mountin out of this thing”

-- Illigitimii non carburundum sum

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#12 posted 01-20-2018 03:04 PM

Thank You pontic? Coming to you from the Molehill!

Rick

-- Real MEN! Measure Once! Cut Once! Then head back to the Lumberyard. (Rick, Ontario, Canada)

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#13 posted 01-21-2018 02:37 AM


We already have a joke thread with 3457 jokes in it. Your jokes should go there. Don t reinvent the wheel…

I totally agree rick this guys comes out as the lj’s authority, I mean one project,no shop pics and no buddies-wonder why? hey caboxmaker stop criticizing members that contribute and do something usefull,or keep your mouth shut,weve got too many of you here already!oh before I forget to say,love the jokes rick-lol.

-- sawdust the bigger the pile the bigger my smile-larry,so cal.

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Dark_Lightning

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#14 posted 01-21-2018 04:59 AM

Some peops are wound a little too tight around the axle. Just roll with it. It’s only another forum on the internet. If you want angst, I can show you sites with enough to keep you awake at night, wondering how people can be that crazy. I come here as a form of relaxation. :nods:

-- Random Orbital Nailer

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woodbutcherbynight

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#15 posted 01-21-2018 05:11 AM

Heard this from a customer today. “I may not be the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree, but I am the only one that is lit currently.”

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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