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Heard this today, fro ma drunken relative…. got a chuckle..

What is a Pirates favorite letter in the alphabet?
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Most people say RRRRRRR?

NO… Pirates say they LOVE THE SEA…...(C)

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A woman is looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'

And then the fight started…
 
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