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Forum topic by richardchaos posted 11-22-2017 05:16 PM 1057 views 0 times favorited 8 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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richardchaos

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11-22-2017 05:16 PM

Heard this today, fro ma drunken relative…. got a chuckle..

What is a Pirates favorite letter in the alphabet???

Most people say RRRRRRR?

NO… Pirates say they LOVE THE SEA…...(C)

-- “In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell


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#1 posted 11-22-2017 05:17 PM

By the way he obviously didn’t use the proper safety equipment at the table sable.. Cost him his Hand, leg, and an eye!

-- “In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell

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#2 posted 11-22-2017 05:19 PM

Speaking of an EYE!

-- “In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell

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#3 posted 11-22-2017 05:19 PM

And to liven you your thanksgiving evening

-- “In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell

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#4 posted 11-23-2017 03:48 AM

A woman is looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’

The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s perfect.’

And then the fight started…

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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#5 posted 11-27-2017 12:11 PM

Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks.

And now we wait…....

-- Rockhound: You realize we're sitting on 45,000 pounds of fuel, one nuclear warhead and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder? Makes you feel good doesn't it?

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#6 posted 11-27-2017 12:12 PM

What flavor?


Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks.

And now we wait…....

- Sparks500


-- “In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell

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#7 posted 11-27-2017 12:14 PM

-- Rockhound: You realize we're sitting on 45,000 pounds of fuel, one nuclear warhead and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder? Makes you feel good doesn't it?

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