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pontic

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10-31-2017 01:29 PM

A married couple came to a counselor for their appt. The wife immediately went into a rant about how she felt totally neglected, lack of intimacy, no help with household decisions and no personal communication ect ect. After a few minutes the counselor
got up and ran around the desk and stood the wife up and gave her a long passionate kiss. The wife sat down in silence with a smile. He then said: “Give this to her three times a week”. The husband said; ” sure Doc, I can bring her in on Tuesdays and Thursdays but I bowl on Fridays”

-- Illigitimii non carburundum sum


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#1 posted 10-31-2017 01:34 PM

Funny stuff Ha ha, thanks for sharing.

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#2 posted 11-01-2017 02:26 AM

I could see the humor if it was-” I bowl on Fridays ” to-

“Honey, I listen I just bought this cheap laser machine- [he throws his arms in the air] “… you can only imagine the results….
this way it is related to woodworking…

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#3 posted 11-01-2017 03:03 PM

Yes,would be funnier on this forum.

-- Illigitimii non carburundum sum

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#4 posted 11-03-2017 03:03 AM

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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#5 posted 11-03-2017 04:03 AM

Well here’s one from a woodworker I met over the weekend.

So a woodworkers wife comes out to the garage and says we need to clean this up to parks cars in here. Woodworker states that it’s a shop not a garage anymore. She see a pile of tools and says we can get rid of that. No those are my tools for wood work. What about this stuff, no that is my fishing stuff. Well we can get rid of this pile, no that is my hunting stuff and you are starting to sound like my exwife. Wife says I thought I was your only wife and didn’t know you had a exwife? Husband says I don’t have and exwife yet.

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#6 posted 11-04-2017 03:46 AM

We had a guy at work that went home to find the wife had cleaned out the “shop”. Left everything outside with a sign that said FREE. He found out about lunchtime and was able to keep his larger tools. The rest = gone. Next day he comes in grinning like a mule in a thornbush. He had loaded up all her clothes and shoes in the back of his truck and put a sign, FREE. It was empty by noontime.

The got divorced, but you guessed that right????

LOL

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#7 posted 11-23-2017 03:39 AM

I have flogged this one a few times

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#8 posted 11-23-2017 06:56 AM

Alex tells James he’s sleeping with the preacher’s wife and asks him to keep the preacher busy as long as possible. So Sunday morning, James is chatting up the preacher for an hour after church. Finally the preacher asks James if anything is bothering him and he confesses what Alex said. The preacher puts his hand on Jame’s shoulder and says, “Better run along home now. My wife had been dead for 10 years.”

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