|Forum topic by Bob #2||posted 02-23-2008 12:00 AM||6061 views||0 times favorited||115 replies|
02-23-2008 12:00 AM
I notice there are a number of practicing Christians here so I thought this little smile might help cheer you up as well a perhaps scare the rest of us. <g>
An atheist was walking through the woods.
“What majestic trees”!
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, “Oh my God!”
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. “You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.” “Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer”?
“Very Well,” said the voice.
-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner