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pontic

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05-07-2017 12:48 AM

A women’s Poem: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s Handsome smart and strong, one who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks, one who call, not waits for weeks.
Oh send me a king to make me a Queen, a man who loves to cook and clean.
Who owns a bar walnut plantation and a Lee Valley store. One that loves to send me out to go fishing and drinking.
This doesn’t rhyme but I don’t give a crap.

A Mans poem:
I pray for a def mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big boobs.

-- Illigitimii non carburundum sum


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Jim Finn

2575 posts in 2755 days


#1 posted 05-11-2017 09:32 PM

At last I’ve found the perfect wife.
I can ask for nothing more She’s deaf and dumb and over sexed and owns a liquor store.

-- No PHD, but I have a GED and my DD 214

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papadan

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#2 posted 05-11-2017 09:39 PM

You damn guys are too young! I prey for a woman that can cook and help wipe my ass when needed!

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woodbutcherbynight

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#3 posted 05-13-2017 03:16 AM

nymphomaniac with big boobs = Priceless!!!

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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mudflap4869

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#4 posted 05-13-2017 08:26 AM

More than a mouthful is a waste.

-- Still trying to master kindling making

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