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TopamaxSurvivor

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10-23-2010 08:35 AM

Topic tags/keywords: joke potato

Well,
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato
had eyes for each other,
and finally they got married,
and had a little sweet potato,
which they
Called
‘Yam.’

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time,
they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out
And
Getting half-baked,
so she wouldn’t get accidentally mashed,
and get a bad
Name for herself like ‘Hot Potato,’
and end up with a bunch of
Tater Tots

Yam said not to worry,
no Spud would get her into the sack and
Make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she
Wouldn’t stay home
and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get
Plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
Shoestring Cousins.

When she went off to Europe,
Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam
To watch out for the
hard-boiled guys from Ireland.
And the
Greasy guys from France called the French Fries.
And when she went out West,
To watch out for the Indians
so she wouldn’t get scalloped..

Yam said she would stay on
the straight and narrow
And wouldn’t associate with
those high class Yukon Golds,
or the ones from the other
Side of the tracks who advertise their trade
on all the trucks that say,
‘Frito Lay.’

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam
to Idaho P.U. (that’s Potato University)
so that when she graduated she’d really
Be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her,
one-day Yam came home
And announced
she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. And Mrs. Potato
were very upset.

They told Yam
she couldn’t possibly
Marry
Tom Brokaw

Because he’s just…....

Are you
ready for this?

Are you
sure?

Drum roll


  • Drum roll

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OK!
Here it is

Drum roll

Drum roll

*

A
COMMONTATER

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence


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stefang

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#1 posted 10-23-2010 12:52 PM

Hi Bob, I yam amazed by this life story and still laughing.

-- Mike, an American living in Norway.

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rivergirl

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#2 posted 10-23-2010 02:45 PM

VERY VERY FUNNY!!! I had to share this one with my family. Thanks for the laugh to start the day. :)

-- Homer : "Oh, and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."

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GaryL

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#3 posted 10-23-2010 03:03 PM

Had to show this one to my wife…funny!

-- Gary; Marysville, MI...Involve your children in your projects as much as possible, the return is priceless.

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CreekWoodworker

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#4 posted 10-23-2010 03:29 PM

Very funny, thanks for posting it.

-- Mike ...Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction

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#5 posted 10-23-2010 03:57 PM

:—)))

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#6 posted 10-23-2010 04:08 PM

I just spud-dered my morning coffee all over the keyboard.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#7 posted 10-23-2010 05:31 PM

Well Done!! lol

-- Folly ever comes cloaked in opportunity!

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#8 posted 10-23-2010 05:52 PM

Your the funny guy Bob Ha Ha LOL

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#9 posted 10-23-2010 05:57 PM

What no potato pancakes boo whoo…great joke will have to share with the rest of the family…thanks BC

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#10 posted 10-23-2010 06:38 PM

I LIKE it!

-- Randy "You are judged as much by the questions you ask as the answers you give..."

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TopamaxSurvivor

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#11 posted 10-23-2010 10:23 PM

Charlie, I didn’t know you were a spud-derer ;-) That is one thing about the web, yoiu don’t see on the screen what yoiu wouild hear in person.

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#12 posted 10-24-2010 02:54 AM

Thats cute! Good family joke for sure.

-- I don't make mistakes, I have great learning lessons, Greg

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#13 posted 10-24-2010 03:02 AM

With 500 acers of potatoes on the farm, that’s a new one for me! :)

-- Don't be at the airport when your ship comes in!

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TopamaxSurvivor

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#14 posted 10-24-2010 03:57 AM

revieck Where is your farm?

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#15 posted 10-24-2010 02:02 PM

Topmax, that’s good one, thanks.

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

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