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10-03-2010 11:55 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor tuner question traditional

This is for the Ladies ONLY. The rest of you STAY OUT!! Or the Curse of the Wood Wizard Shall Fall upon you!!

Ok Ladies I came up with a New Invention. I need your opinion please. Think it would sell well for around $19.95?

L OK

If I got enough Orders I could maybe bring it down to $15.95. (Batteries Included) YES? NO?

This one’s just what I Pictured what most Ladies would Like in a Guy???
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-- Hope Everyone Is Doing Well! .... Best Regards: Rick


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#1 posted 10-03-2010 12:07 PM

Too funny! If you add a couple more buttons for “cleaning the bathroom” and “doing the dishes” I think you have a winner! :)

Sheila

PS – I love the “Diet Coke” and “Chocolate” buttons. Can we push two at the same time??

-- Designer/Artist/Teacher. Owner of Sheila Landry Designs (http://www.sheilalandrydesigns.com) Scroll saw, wood working and painting patterns and surfaces. "Knowledge is Power"

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#2 posted 10-03-2010 12:13 PM

For You Sheila…I’ll make any Modifications you’d like.

Yes! Two buttons at once is okay…I think???

-- Hope Everyone Is Doing Well! .... Best Regards: Rick

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#3 posted 10-03-2010 06:05 PM

Hi Rick,
My wife says you can do away with all the buttons, except the two directional buttons on the right, and the three across the top. Leaves lots of room for many other options. Boggles the imagination.
Jack

-- Jack Keefe Shediac NB Canada

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Rick Dennington

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#4 posted 10-03-2010 06:38 PM

Rick, (I still think it’s a catchy name…lol) That’s funny…I see now why you said it was for ladies only…..I’m not touching that one….lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- At my age, an "all--nighter" is not having to get up and pee...!!!

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#5 posted 10-03-2010 06:56 PM

I would really like to see the guy version.

-- Have a great day.

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#6 posted 10-03-2010 07:11 PM

LOL !!!

-- -- Neil

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#7 posted 10-04-2010 12:42 AM

Good-one!.
The-buy-me-keys-should-be-Tools,Wood&Dinner!

-- Terri, Rocky Mountain High Colorado!

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#8 posted 10-04-2010 04:13 PM

lol

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#9 posted 10-04-2010 04:32 PM

The-buy-me-keys-should-be-Tools,Wood&Dinner!

:)

-- Ohh mann...pancakes and boobies...I'll bet that's what Heaven is like! ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣

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#10 posted 10-04-2010 05:16 PM

About the “Forget About” keys…is there a letter missing on the one that says “EX?” Just wondering.

Where can I get one for my wife…would make a great stocking stuffer.

-- "Projects beget projects and projects beget the need to buy new tools and that is what the cycle of life is all about." Stan Pearse, Novato, CA

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#11 posted 10-04-2010 08:03 PM

How about the stop whining button?

-- Homer : "Oh, and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."

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#12 posted 10-04-2010 08:09 PM

The version for males to use on females only has three buttons:

1) Mute
2) Bring food/beer
3) Enter nymphomaniac mode

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#13 posted 10-04-2010 09:26 PM

Like I said… Charlie, we need a NO WHINING button. :) And I should add a get your own damn beer button! :)

-- Homer : "Oh, and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."

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#14 posted 10-04-2010 09:50 PM

All we need is a beer and to see s something neked—Jeff Foxworthy

-- www.carvingandturningsbyrick.com, Rick Kruse, Grand Rapids, MI

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#15 posted 10-05-2010 09:30 PM

RICK – I see the perfect Male also has a full head of long hair…..Dang it!

But he also rarely bathes and never uses deodorant ;-)

-- 'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' ~George Carlin

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