I dont have a ..GLUE..lol

I know.,..BAD joke…hehehehehe…Anyway..I am just about to start gluing some panels together and starting wondering about which glue to use.Now in the past I have used LN to glue everything together but a quick stop by Menards had me thinking….( I WISH they would hire people who CAN at least tell you something in stead of…Oh.I really dont know…I work here but I dont know..)....I will be gluing( pink) foam boards to wooden frames.They will be outside probaly 90% of the time and yes in all kinds of weather.There columns for an entrance to a cemetery….( I know…THE HALLOWEEN nut guy…LOL..)So let me know what you all think.Well at least I didnt stop at HD and ask a question..might still be there….LOL…I have to tell this story..!! I am putting shelves in a 45 foot trailer using TEK screws I bought at HD.Well I head back for more and noticed things have been moved around.The guy who works the area asks me if I need help,I show him what I bought and he gives me the strangest look..”Uh where did you get thes..? ” Uh…from HERE..at HD.Uh we dont sell anything like this..never have.( I notice the famous orange sticker on the box..)Really I ask..how long have YOU worked here..?? About 3 years he says….hmm..he seems confused while staring at the empty screw box..” I will check my catalog but I know we dont carry these..” as he walks away I notice that I am standing in front of the TEK screw display..I start laughing to myself as I grab 2 boxes and walk towards him….” I think they fell out of the rafters back there…!!!” I say….He looks even more confused now..!!! “Uh…where”..I stop him…I will show you the magic trick that made them appear later…I walk away and I am still laughing.