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Forum topic by Div posted 09-26-2010 09:23 PM 2820 views 0 times favorited 55 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Div

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09-26-2010 09:23 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor plywood

The CIA has been circulating a photo amongst prominent woodworkers world wide. Apparently there is an international plywood thief on the loose. Interpol has asked for the cooperation of woodworkers globally in identifying the thief. I am posting this photo on LJ’s in the hope that you can assist in identifying this sly fox. Latest reports have it that he was last seen somewhere in France….

-- Div @ the bottom end of Africa. "A woodworker's sharpest tool should be his mind."


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#1 posted 09-26-2010 09:38 PM

must be sending it to china
so they can make it worse
and sell it cheaper world wide

he could be from scandinavia
they wear masks like that
to keep their faces warm

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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#2 posted 09-26-2010 09:50 PM

Look- a clue- the initials on his bag say CF. Could he be from a City in France?

-- Homer : "Oh, and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."

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#3 posted 09-26-2010 09:52 PM

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#4 posted 09-26-2010 10:26 PM

I will alert the RCMP! We will not let him across the Canadian border…

-- Randy "You are judged as much by the questions you ask as the answers you give..."

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#5 posted 09-26-2010 10:51 PM

yaah I have heare it before when I´m in diguise under a shady operation
interpol is always confused about who is who

but what can I do, he is too clever

Dennis

Edit : one note we have heart that C F cuold stand for civilian defence but thats not an organisation FBI and CIA
have any knowledge about , so please call if you have any infomation

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#6 posted 09-26-2010 10:56 PM

Yeeeezz Rivergirl! You have excellent eyesight. Did you see the marks on the plywood though? I think it could hold a clue.
He can’t be from Scandinavia, they don’t have hats like that…

-- Div @ the bottom end of Africa. "A woodworker's sharpest tool should be his mind."

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#7 posted 09-27-2010 12:34 AM

I have no idea, but he looks kind of stupid!

But I heard from a quite trustfull source that he should hang arround in the same city as another masked woman!
But that he change identity and city often, so he can stay under cover…

-- Mad F, the fanatical rhykenologist and vintage architect. Democraticwoodworking.

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#8 posted 09-27-2010 12:52 AM

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#9 posted 09-27-2010 12:59 AM

Ok I think some of you aren’t taking this very serious. Someone like this is a very crazed individual , I’ve heard on the world wide web, that this guy is known to make his girlfriend cut bread with a handsaw. Someone like this could take that plywood and make a table and even a tool box. It’s also suspected that this very guy puts masks on art pieces in Paris. This is someone to be watched.

-- Paul , Calfornia

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#10 posted 09-27-2010 02:51 AM


We are keeping a eye out for him.

-- Mad F, the fanatical rhykenologist and vintage architect. Democraticwoodworking.

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#11 posted 09-27-2010 03:32 AM

I heard he’s been sighted with small gizmos in his bag with brass and wood…and more brass. Approach with caution, or a smile.

-- Galootish log blog, http://www.timberframe-tools.com

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#12 posted 09-27-2010 07:24 AM

I hear that he has slippery fingers because of the special little grease box that he always has at the ready. This is his secret to being able to escape.

-- Hey, woodworking ain't brain surgery. Just do something and keep trying till you get it. Doc

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#13 posted 09-27-2010 07:37 AM

yah Doc thats why they havn´t got his fingerprint´s yet, he is clever

Dennis

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#14 posted 09-27-2010 08:16 AM

noottoman- I do believe you have managed to find this plywood thief’s ride. LOL

-- Homer : "Oh, and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."

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#15 posted 09-27-2010 08:27 AM

huuu Notootoman
you have realy waked the interpol this morning
its zummms down there like a beehive that has been shaken

I think I will close the telefon and hide in bed , don´t want to make a dobbeltshift becourse of this

later
Dennis

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