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Forum topic by terrilynne posted 09-22-2010 05:01 PM 1157 views 0 times favorited 8 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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terrilynne

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09-22-2010 05:01 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

3-women-find-themselves-at-the-pearly-gates.St.Peter-tells-them-they-must-pass-a-test-to-enter.
He-takes-them-to-a-room-filled-with-baby-ducks.If-you-step-on-a-duck-you-will-be-punished.
After-a-few-days-the-1st-woman-steps-on-a-duck.St.Peter-comes-in-with-the-uglyist-man-she-has-ever-seen!
He-chains-her-to-him-and-says-she-will-be-attached-to-him-for-all-eternity.
A-week-later-the-2nd-woman-steps-on-a-duck.St.Peter-enters-with-the-uglyist-man-she-has-ever-seen!
Chians-her-to-him-for-all-eternity!
The-third-woman-is-very-careful-after-seeing-the-fate-of-her-comrads.After-a-month-ST.Peter-comes-in-with-the-most-handsome-man-she-has-ever-seen,chains-him-to-her-for-all-eternity.
She-asks-the-man-what-she-did-to-deserve-such-a-wonderful-fate.The-man-replied-I-dont-know-about-you-but-I-stepped-on-a-duck!

-- Terri, Rocky Mountain High Colorado!


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TJ65

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#1 posted 09-23-2010 12:27 PM

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ND2ELK

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#2 posted 09-23-2010 12:35 PM

Smile!

-- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa

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helluvawreck

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#3 posted 09-23-2010 02:22 PM

LOL, thanks for the laugh/

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

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#4 posted 09-23-2010 02:38 PM

Funny!

-- Homer : "Oh, and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."

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#5 posted 09-23-2010 06:57 PM

Good one !!

-- Wayne - Plymouth MN

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#6 posted 09-23-2010 07:00 PM

Cool !!!

-- Pat - Worker of Wood, Collector of Tools, Father of one

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#7 posted 09-24-2010 08:18 AM

:-))

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#8 posted 09-24-2010 04:24 PM

A white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side.
He told the jeweler was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, “No, I’d like to see something more special”.
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000” he said.
The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it”.
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, “By check. I know you need to make sure my check clears so I’ll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon”, he said.
On Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man and said “Sir, there’s no money in that account”.
“I know”, said the old man, “but let me tell you about my weekend”!

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