|Forum topic by TJ65||posted 09-16-2010 06:19 AM||1484 views||0 times favorited||27 replies|
09-16-2010 06:19 AM
I got this sent to me by my lovely daughter- I hope this isn’t the way she sees me!!!!! :-)
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I
I decide to go through it before I wash the car.
I put my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the recycling box
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the recycling
But then I think, since I’m going to be near the postbox when I take out
I take my cheque book off the table and notice that there is only one
My extra cheques are in the desk in my study, so I go into the house to my
I’m going to look for my cheques but first I need to push the coffee aside
The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup..
As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on
I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I’ve
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water
I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water
I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I’ll be looking for the
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the
So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn’t washed
The bills aren’t paid
There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the kitchen work-surface
The flowers don’t have enough water,
There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
I can’t find the remote,
I can’t find my glasses,
And I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really
I realise this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it,
Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know, Because I can’t
Don’t laugh – if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming!!
-- Theresa, https://sites.google.com/site/tmj65treasure/