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Forum topic by GMman posted 09-09-2010 12:23 AM 851 views 0 times favorited 6 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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GMman

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09-09-2010 12:23 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

“Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying.”

“This is the worst day of my life,” I say. “I’m a complete failure.

I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me.”

“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how’s your day going?”


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lilredweldingrod

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#1 posted 09-09-2010 12:47 AM

If you didn’t have bad luck, you wouldn’t have any. lol LMAO

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#2 posted 09-09-2010 01:00 AM

Funny stuff GMan :)

-- Homer : "Oh, and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."

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#3 posted 09-09-2010 02:11 AM

Good One, GMman!

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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#4 posted 09-09-2010 02:43 AM

lol!

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#5 posted 09-10-2010 04:47 PM

Thanks for the morning laugh…........

Jim

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#6 posted 09-10-2010 04:59 PM

Good one! That’s my first laugh of the day. Thanks, GMman!

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

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