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Forum topic by Pete Mohr posted 09-06-2010 06:21 PM 903 views 0 times favorited 5 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Pete Mohr

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09-06-2010 06:21 PM

The older you are and the longer you
have been married, the funnier this is.

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other a-hole using my stuff.”
She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another a-hole?”

-- "Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another." -Anatole France

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#1 posted 09-06-2010 06:27 PM

That’s good. I can imagine my wife saying the same thing.

-- Rich, Cedar Rapids, IA - I'm a woodworker. I don't create beauty, I reveal it.

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#2 posted 09-06-2010 06:46 PM

Hey…”I resemble that remark” LOL

-- Pops ~ In So Cal...

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#3 posted 09-06-2010 08:14 PM

Good one Pete

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#4 posted 09-07-2010 01:53 AM

Too Funny!

-- Terri, Rocky Mountain High Colorado!

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#5 posted 09-07-2010 02:00 AM

Now that’s a real good one. I’m going to have to tell that one to my wife. I mean even if some guy is an ‘a hole’ – which I’m not BTW :), there ain’t really no since in making it easier than he had it for the next ‘a hole’ that comes along now is it?

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

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