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09-05-2010 07:26 PM

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A preacher finally had all he could take of his deteriorating teeth, so he had them all pulled and a set of dentures put in. The first Sunday after his new dentures he preached for 10 minutes, the second Sunday he preached for 20 minutes, and the third Sunday after he preached for an hour and a half. When asked about this at the church board meeting he responded “well, the first Sunday my gums hut a lot, the second Sunday my dentures hurt a little, and the third Sunday I grabbed my wife’s dentures by mistake and couldn’t stop talking!”

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#1 posted 09-05-2010 07:28 PM

OOOO your in trouble now Otto

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#2 posted 09-05-2010 07:39 PM

thanks for the laugh !

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#3 posted 09-05-2010 07:52 PM

Good one!

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#4 posted 09-05-2010 08:07 PM

LOL!

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