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Cozmo35

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1435 days ago

You know it is hot in Texas when

-- If you don't work, you don't eat!.....Garland, TX


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Sheila Landry (scrollgirl)

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#1 posted 1435 days ago

What’s for dinner?

Sheila

-- Contributing Editor, Creative Woodworks and Crafts Magazine, If you like reading my blog, come visit at Sheila Landry Designs http://www.sheilalandrydesigns.com "Knowledge is Power"

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Woodenwizard

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#2 posted 1435 days ago

That looks like my bosses son.

-- John, Colorado's (Wooden Wizard)

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Gofor

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#3 posted 1435 days ago

Now THAT is hot weather!. For an armadillo to be drinking Bud instead of Lonestar, it must really have been desperate!!

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docholladay

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#4 posted 1435 days ago

That’s not an armadillo. In Alabama, we call that Possum on the Half Shell.

-- Hey, woodworking ain't brain surgery. Just do something and keep trying till you get it. Doc

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Toolz

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#5 posted 1434 days ago

and after the Semi rolls over it you have…sun dried beer basted road kill ‘dillo…yum….hard to find that on a on the local menu…LOL

-- Larry "Work like a Captain but Play like a Pirate!"

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dbhost

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#6 posted 1434 days ago

Looks like the boys from U.T. have let their pet Armadillo out in public again…

-- My workshop blog can be found at http://daves-workshop.blogspot.com

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Knothead62

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#7 posted 1434 days ago

Armadillo= possum on a half shell.

What’s the old joke in Texas? West Texas is like hell; just needs some water and a few good people.

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Gary

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#8 posted 1434 days ago

You know it’s hot in Texas when your pig pin is coated with bacon grease

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

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Kent Shepherd

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#9 posted 1434 days ago

I wondered where my armadillo went. I knew he was up to no good—-again!

Kent—-from West Texas

-- She thought I hung the moon--now she just thinks I did it wrong

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rtb

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#10 posted 1434 days ago

That’diller must have sun stroke to even let someone pose him with an empty bud bottle. Bud is NOT the national beer of Texas.

-- RTB. stray animals are just looking for love

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ShopDogs

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#11 posted 1434 days ago

Isn’t there a city right on I40 in the panhandle named after one of those critters? No, no—Amarillo—-Never mind.

-- ShopDogs, Tulsa, OK The tools aren't the problem-It's the organic interface!

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isetegija

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#12 posted 1433 days ago

You know it is hot in Texas when….

....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs
....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

-- Not my woodworking http://woodworkessence.com/

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