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08-24-2010 03:12 AM

You know it is hot in Texas when

-- If you don't work, you don't eat!.....Garland, TX

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Sheila Landry (scrollgirl)

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#1 posted 08-24-2010 03:13 AM

What’s for dinner?


-- Designer/Artist/Teacher. Owner of Sheila Landry Designs ( Scroll saw, wood working and painting patterns and surfaces. "Knowledge is Power"

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#2 posted 08-24-2010 03:38 AM

That looks like my bosses son.

-- John, Colorado's (Wooden Wizard)

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#3 posted 08-24-2010 03:51 AM

Now THAT is hot weather!. For an armadillo to be drinking Bud instead of Lonestar, it must really have been desperate!!


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#4 posted 08-24-2010 04:25 AM

That’s not an armadillo. In Alabama, we call that Possum on the Half Shell.

-- Hey, woodworking ain't brain surgery. Just do something and keep trying till you get it. Doc

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#5 posted 08-24-2010 03:29 PM

and after the Semi rolls over it you have…sun dried beer basted road kill ‘dillo…yum….hard to find that on a on the local menu…LOL

-- Larry "Work like a Captain but Play like a Pirate!"

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#6 posted 08-24-2010 03:45 PM

Looks like the boys from U.T. have let their pet Armadillo out in public again…

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#7 posted 08-24-2010 07:31 PM

Armadillo= possum on a half shell.

What’s the old joke in Texas? West Texas is like hell; just needs some water and a few good people.

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#8 posted 08-24-2010 08:31 PM

You know it’s hot in Texas when your pig pin is coated with bacon grease

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

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#9 posted 08-24-2010 09:43 PM

I wondered where my armadillo went. I knew he was up to no good—-again!

Kent—-from West Texas

-- She thought I hung the moon--now she just thinks I did it wrong

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#10 posted 08-24-2010 10:33 PM

That’diller must have sun stroke to even let someone pose him with an empty bud bottle. Bud is NOT the national beer of Texas.

-- RTB. stray animals are just looking for love

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#11 posted 08-25-2010 01:00 AM

Isn’t there a city right on I40 in the panhandle named after one of those critters? No, no—Amarillo—-Never mind.

-- ShopDogs, Tulsa, OK The tools aren't the problem-It's the organic interface!

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#12 posted 08-25-2010 09:13 PM

You know it is hot in Texas when….

....the trees are whistling for the dogs. learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs
....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

-- Not my woodworking

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