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Message Inner Peace. I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me…in today’s hectic world we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article read:

“The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.” So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished…. and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey’s, Kahlua and Crown Royal, the Prozac, some valium, some Cheesecake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel…You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace…

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ For lovers of all things timber...

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#1 posted 08-09-2010 09:30 PM

The rest of the day you won’t know what’s finished and what’s not, and maybe even who you are or where you are LOL

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#2 posted 08-09-2010 09:30 PM


-- Martyn -- Boxologist, Pattern Juggler and Candyman of the visually challenging.

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#3 posted 08-09-2010 09:37 PM

hmmm, I guess you should get ready to achieve some inner p1ss next ;)

thanks for the laugh. it’s a monday – definitely in need here.

-- ㊍ When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

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#4 posted 08-09-2010 09:43 PM

Larry, you know if you spent less time drinking and more time woodworking, maybe you could actually finish a project now and then. :-)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#5 posted 08-09-2010 09:49 PM

Larry, that’s a good one. LOL

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

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#6 posted 08-09-2010 09:56 PM

After all that you won’t care if anything is done or not!

“When the going gets tough, the tough go fishing!”

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#7 posted 08-09-2010 10:07 PM

I most admidt I was already in the green envy mode when I read the headline as
“massage inner piece” and had a inner picture of….. ...... ...... on the brain
cheers my freind and may you find yourself tommorow


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#8 posted 08-09-2010 11:03 PM

hahahah! amen :) good laugh!

-- Flemming. It's only a mistake if you can't fix it.

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#9 posted 08-09-2010 11:15 PM

Good for you, Larry.

If anyone deserves some inner peace, it’s you.


-- by Lee A. Jesberger

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#10 posted 08-10-2010 01:15 AM

Now that was a good laugh!

After all that, I hope you didn’t drive when you left the house! :-)

Good one Larry, I’ll be sharing that with one or two people that should get as much of a laugh out of it as I did.

Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.

-- Jonathan, Denver, CO "Constructive criticism is welcome and valued as it gives me new perspectives and helps me to advance as a woodworker."

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#11 posted 08-10-2010 02:49 AM

Guaranteed, my inner would have no peace after finishing off all that!
Funny, though.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#12 posted 08-10-2010 06:24 AM

I’ll drink to that!

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

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#13 posted 08-10-2010 06:47 AM

That’s about as funny as rubber chair legs. :)

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#14 posted 08-10-2010 08:37 AM


-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#15 posted 08-10-2010 11:24 AM

LOL !!!!!!!!
inner peace my foot!

Just piiiiissssssssed!! :-)

-- Theresa,

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