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1474 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: resource tip humor

The BC Fish & Wildlife Branch Posted this “WARNING” recently.

I know we have a lot of Hunters in LJ’s so I thought I’d better pass this Warning along. You can never be to careful when it comes to Bears! Especially Grizzly’s!!

Bear Shit Large

-- COMMON SENSE Is Like Deodorant. The People Who need It Most, Never Use It.


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#1 posted 1474 days ago

I love it; that’s to funny; I’m glad there’s no bears where I live.

-- Luke 23: 42-43

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#2 posted 1474 days ago

If you ring bells, then deers or any others as target will notice the hunters. I am not a hunter but the message is for outdoorsmen not for hunters. Hunters can depend themselves being equipped with deadly riffle…. IF THEY ARE CLEVER THAN THE BEAR, THEN THEY CAN BE ALIVE.

THE MESSAGE SHOULD BE: HUNTERS, YOU MUST BE CLEVER THAN BEARS OTHERWISE THEY ARE HARD TO BEAR.

LOL.

-- Bert

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Lucywu2012

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#3 posted 1474 days ago

That sounds interesting!!

-- Lucy, China, Bamboo Art Designer, http://www.chinese-bamboo.com

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#4 posted 1474 days ago

That’s the government at work.

-- Terri, Rocky Mountain High Colorado!

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#5 posted 1474 days ago

More clever or just faster than the other person with you ;)

-- Rich, WNY, www.nyrockingchairs.com

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#6 posted 1474 days ago

That is great! I will forward this to my wife who is a Game Warden here in PA, around the Rothrock State Forest. We have bear pass through on a regular basis with our home being tucked in the mountains.
I am new to this site and work with log stuff but you guys on this site AMAZE me. I love it!!!!!!!

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#7 posted 1474 days ago

So that is where my ex went with her bell stick and pepper spray!!

-- Jim Jakosh.....Practical Wood Products...........Learn something new every day!! Variety is the Spice of Life!!

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#8 posted 1474 days ago

Funny very funny …..............................Schloemoe

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#9 posted 1474 days ago

Too funny. The humor in this sign is proof that it was ordered by contract and a LJ was commissioned to produce it!

-- Max the "night janitor" at www.hardwoodclocks.com

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#10 posted 1474 days ago

Thanks for the warning

-- Chuck Emery, Michigan,

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#11 posted 1474 days ago

I’ve hunted in the back country and guided for several outfitters in grizzly country (southwest Montana) for 30+ years and the thing that scares me the most is the Forest Service. Their bear policy puts the bears on a pedestal above us and they can bankrupt you for an empty pop can in the back of a pickup at a trail head.

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#12 posted 1474 days ago

The signature at the bottom left indicates this is a campground sign. I don’t see any official logo from a government agency. Still rather humorous.
The wife and I were going to Dahlonega, GA last Friday and had a bear run across the road just before where the AT crossed the road. I think he was going into the woods to do something.

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#13 posted 1474 days ago

thanks for the laff

Andy

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#14 posted 1474 days ago

Wearing the dinner bell and seasoned for them?

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#15 posted 1473 days ago

Mr. Livingston: Always my pleasure to give you or any other LJ a Laugh. Partly because there is to much of the other CRAP going on here lately. That could be an Entirely New Post. I’m not going to do it though!! Had enough of it!!

Mr. Knothead: The ENTIRE Sign is a Joke. I doubt that it even really exists. As for the bear “going into the woods to do something ….. I’d take guess at A: Having a Bowel Movement or B: Getting Laid. I’d put my monet on B.

Love your Signature Line! Think we might have gone to the same school! What was the Redheads name. No..the Blonde …Wait ..might heve been the Brunette.

Mr. Jakosh: Sorry to hear about your Ex. Or not? ...LOL..

Mediken: Very GOOD & WiTTY reply. Hope all goes well for your Kids…LOL…

stumpybear: Don’t tell her I sent it!!! Nice Avatar…WHOOPS! No personal slight intended to “Stumpy The Bear” ...LOL..

-- COMMON SENSE Is Like Deodorant. The People Who need It Most, Never Use It.

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