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DAWG

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1485 days ago

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John decides he wants to be a hog farmer in addittion to his regular job and his wife agrees. The old farmer down the road tells him to buy two sows and he can mate them with his hog. So John buys two sows over the weekend, gets up early Monday morning and loads them in the truck. He drives down the road to the farmers house and unloads the sows and there’s quite a ruckus at the farm all day. He goes to work and comes back that night and loads up the sows, takes them home and unloads them in the pen. He calls the farmer back and ask him “How will I know if it took”, the farmer says “If their eating grass in the morning it took” but “If their in the mud it didn’t”. The next morning John jumps out of bed looks out the window and the sows are in the mud. He calls the farmer and loads up the sows, hauls them down the road, unloads them, goes to work, comes home, goes to the farmers house, loads them back up, hauls them home, and unloads them in the pen. The next morning the same thing and this went on for a month. Finallly one morning John was so exalted that he asked his wife to look out the window for him.

John says sadly: Honey are my sows in the mud?

Wife: No

John says sitting up in bed: ARE THEY EATING THE GRASS?

Wife: No their in the truck blowing the horn.

-- Luke 23: 42-43


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BTKS

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#1 posted 1485 days ago

LMAO.
Thanks for that one. Almost woke up the wife and kids.
BTKS

-- "Man's ingenuity has outrun his intelligence" (Joseph Wood Krutch)

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#2 posted 1483 days ago

Honk Honk, ready to go! that was great!

-- Randon Riegsecker, crosscutservices.com

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SnowyRiver

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#3 posted 1483 days ago

Ha ha ha…good one !

-- Wayne - Plymouth MN

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DAWG

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#4 posted 1481 days ago

Glad you enjoyed it.

-- Luke 23: 42-43

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helluvawreck

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#5 posted 1481 days ago

Now I know that’s got to be a good ole Georgia joke. Good one too.

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

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jockmike2

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#6 posted 1479 days ago

Very funny, I got to remember that one.

-- (You just have to please the man in the Mirror) Mike from Michigan -

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mmh

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#7 posted 1476 days ago

Oh this is too funny! My husband is from Macon and he’ll enjoy this one!

-- "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." ~ Edgar Allan Poe

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