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1310 days ago
John decides he wants to be a hog farmer in addittion to his regular job and his wife agrees. The old farmer down the road tells him to buy two sows and he can mate them with his hog. So John buys two sows over the weekend, gets up early Monday morning and loads them in the truck. He drives down the road to the farmers house and unloads the sows and there’s quite a ruckus at the farm all day. He goes to work and comes back that night and loads up the sows, takes them home and unloads them in the pen. He calls the farmer back and ask him “How will I know if it took”, the farmer says “If their eating grass in the morning it took” but “If their in the mud it didn’t”. The next morning John jumps out of bed looks out the window and the sows are in the mud. He calls the farmer and loads up the sows, hauls them down the road, unloads them, goes to work, comes home, goes to the farmers house, loads them back up, hauls them home, and unloads them in the pen. The next morning the same thing and this went on for a month. Finallly one morning John was so exalted that he asked his wife to look out the window for him.
John says sadly: Honey are my sows in the mud?
John says sitting up in bed: ARE THEY EATING THE GRASS?
Wife: No their in the truck blowing the horn.
-- Luke 23: 42-43