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Forum topic by SouthpawCA posted 07-27-2010 03:35 AM 1244 views 0 times favorited 14 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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07-27-2010 03:35 AM

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My old license plate surround is no longer applicable. You know, the ones that say – Beer drinkers make better lovers, Alumni from the college of hard knocks, My dog is smarter than your honor student, etc. What would you as a woodworker put on a license plate surround?

-- Don

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#2 posted 07-27-2010 10:12 AM

I’m a Woodworker
This is 12 inches

-- Bill - "Freedom flies in your heart like an Eagle" Audie Murphy

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#3 posted 07-27-2010 11:22 AM

Are You Having Phone Sex, Or Do You Always Drive That Way.

4 Out Of 3 People Have Trouble With Fractions.

Where The Hell Is EASY STREET?


WIFE And DOG Missing. Reward For DOG.

-- Hope Everyone Is Doing Well! .... Best Regards: Rick

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#4 posted 07-27-2010 02:08 PM

Wipe the blood stains from your blade before entering (for Josh)
Did you hear about the guy that got a tablesaw for his wife? Good trade huh?
Everyone brings joy to my house; a few when they come, the rest when they leave.
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#5 posted 07-27-2010 03:35 PM

Got wood?

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#6 posted 07-27-2010 04:00 PM

Woodworkers do it with an ocillating random orbit.
Ask me about my 10” high rise capacity.
Thats not a burl, i’m just happy to see ya.
I had opposing thumbs before i was a woodworker.
Norm Abrams had 22 off camera mexicans.
Bob Vila can kiss this old a**.

-- "The way to make a small fortune in woodworking- start with a large one"

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#7 posted 07-27-2010 04:48 PM

Thank you for driving a hybrid, my truck needs all the gas it can get.

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#8 posted 07-28-2010 10:16 PM

I sorta like this one … I’m a Woodworker, This is 12 inches. Thanks wseand.

-- Don

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#9 posted 07-28-2010 10:48 PM

Pardon me, could you drive any better with that cell phone up your …!!!
My kid can beat up your honor student.

-- Life is good.

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#10 posted 07-28-2010 11:12 PM

Um, not that there is anything wrong with this, but seeing how not everyone who sees your license plate may put the phrase about working 12” of wood it in the wrong context, the meaning can become kind of ambiguous. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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#11 posted 07-28-2010 11:23 PM

Make iit out of some beautiful burl and you don’t have to say anything

-- Custom furniture

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#12 posted 07-28-2010 11:26 PM

You start the car and I’ll honk the horn.

-- Swede -- time to make some sawdust

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#13 posted 07-29-2010 03:25 AM

It hasn’t worked on the wife yet but she is smarter than me. You could throw in a “trust me, I’m a woodworker”.

-- Bill - "Freedom flies in your heart like an Eagle" Audie Murphy

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#14 posted 07-30-2010 03:06 AM

“I got wood!”

-- If you don't work, you don't eat!.....Garland, TX

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