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07-06-2010 07:43 PM

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The Bridge

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, ‘because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.’

The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want.’

God replied, ‘Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
something that could possibly help mankind.’

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, ‘God, I wish that I , and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, why she snaps and
complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

God replied: You want two lanes or four on that bridge????

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#1 posted 07-06-2010 07:58 PM

Very funny!

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#2 posted 07-07-2010 01:31 PM


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#3 posted 07-08-2010 03:24 AM

HA! Dude that was FUN NEE. I love it, thanks for the laugh. Four lanes please.

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#4 posted 07-10-2010 10:48 AM


-- "Man's ingenuity has outrun his intelligence" (Joseph Wood Krutch)

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