A Little Humor - To Be 6 Again!

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Forum topic by OttoH posted 07-02-2010 09:13 PM 1148 views 0 times favorited 6 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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07-02-2010 09:13 PM

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To Be 6 Again…

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not Far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.

‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall Of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed Exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being six again?’

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

‘I meant my dress size, you Retard!!!!’

The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

-- I am responsible for how I respond to everything in my life - - Deadwood SD

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#1 posted 07-02-2010 09:30 PM

Absolutely perfect. I always get it wrong.

-- Daniel

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#2 posted 07-02-2010 10:21 PM

sad but too many ties the thrue
thankĀ“s for the smile OttoH


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#3 posted 07-02-2010 11:40 PM

Bang on! Good one Otto…BC

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#4 posted 07-03-2010 12:18 AM

That is hilarious. I truly laughed out loud. Funny.

-- Hey, woodworking ain't brain surgery. Just do something and keep trying till you get it. Doc

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#5 posted 07-04-2010 03:12 PM


-- Tim, Missouri ....Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened

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#6 posted 07-04-2010 03:41 PM

I know I will never be size six again.
To be age six again would be so much more fun anyway.
Let’s go ride those roller coasters and buy some new toys!! :)

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