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Forum topic by Pete Mohr posted 06-22-2010 07:42 PM 974 views 0 times favorited 10 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Pete Mohr

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06-22-2010 07:42 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you,
but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.
The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone.
There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now: you’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number…”

pete

-- "Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another." -Anatole France


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thefishingschool

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#1 posted 06-22-2010 07:53 PM

lol i like it if i owned an airport you would be head of security lol

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CharlieM1958

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#2 posted 06-22-2010 07:58 PM

I like it!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#3 posted 06-22-2010 08:08 PM

Hoooo Boy!
Great idea Pete.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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Pdub

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#4 posted 06-22-2010 08:10 PM

Sounds good to me, but it would get crowded with all of the people standing around waiting for the explosion. I agree with thefishingschool, Pete for head of airport security!!!!

-- Paul, North Dakota, USAF Ret.

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Dadoo

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#5 posted 06-22-2010 08:20 PM

Yeah, we could bet on whether the “Arab looking” guy blows up or not. And if you line the inside of the box with Tyvek, clean-up would be a snap!

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

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Jim1963

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#6 posted 06-23-2010 02:14 AM

But then all the TSA thugs will be back on unemployment and food stamps, oh crap, we’d still be paying… lol

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#7 posted 06-23-2010 02:42 AM

Who gets to clean up afterwards

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Howie

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#8 posted 06-23-2010 03:26 AM

Why is it the government doesn’t accept ideas from the common citizen? This sounds foolproof to me.

-- Life is good.

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Dark_Lightning

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#9 posted 06-23-2010 03:35 AM

Jeez, A1Jim, that’s obvious! They just have a BIG drain hole in the floor to flush the bits down! Well, maybe a 6 HP garbage disposal with a good grinder for the bones…ew, I disgust myself sometimes.

-- Random Orbital Nailer

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#10 posted 06-23-2010 04:01 AM

just shape it like a giant toilet and flush when your done. :P

-- jesse

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