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1100 days ago

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Two old guys
Are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
When they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy,
‘Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife,
And I guess I wasn’t paying attention To where I was going. The second old guy says, ‘That’s OK, it’s a coincidence.
I’m looking for my wife, too…’
I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate’
The first old guy says, ‘Well,
Maybe I can help you find her..
What does she look like?’
’ The second old guy says,
‘Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall,
With red hair,Blue eyes,
Long legs,
And is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?’
To which the first old guy says, ‘Doesn’t matter,
—- let’s look for yours.’

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a1Jim home \| projects \| blog 87310 posts in 1748 days #1 posted 1100 days ago	Funny -- W James Brokenbourgh Custom furniture maker http://artisticwoodstudio.com/
SnowyRiver home \| projects \| blog 45924 posts in 1651 days #2 posted 1100 days ago	Good one :-) -- Wayne - Plymouth MN
Dennisgrosen home \| projects \| blog 10854 posts in 1286 days #3 posted 1100 days ago	thank´s for the laugh great start on the day Dennis
JJohnston home \| projects \| blog 1394 posts in 1462 days #4 posted 1100 days ago	Start on the day? Isn’t it 4 PM in Denmark right now? -- My broker promised me he would treat my money as if it were his own. Trouble is, he did.
Dennisgrosen home \| projects \| blog 10854 posts in 1286 days #5 posted 1100 days ago	yes but this week I´m on the evening over night shift so a little from now it´s 14 hours before I´m of the good thing is there will proppbly not bee much to drive with becourse tomorrow one of the big party weekends starts
Dusty56 home \| projects \| blog 10524 posts in 1859 days #6 posted 1098 days ago	Nice one , BC : ) LMAO !! Have a great weekend , my friend ! -- When did quiet and quite become the same word ? I'm guessing about the same time as your and you're did.

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