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Forum topic by blackcherry posted 05-20-2010 04:05 AM 1061 views 0 times favorited 6 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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blackcherry

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05-20-2010 04:05 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Two old guys
Are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
When they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy,
‘Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife,
And I guess I wasn’t paying attention To where I was going. The second old guy says, ‘That’s OK, it’s a coincidence.
I’m looking for my wife, too…’
I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate’
The first old guy says, ‘Well,
Maybe I can help you find her..
What does she look like?’
’ The second old guy says,
‘Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall,
With red hair,Blue eyes,
Long legs,
And is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?’
To which the first old guy says, ‘Doesn’t matter,
—- let’s look for yours.’


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#1 posted 05-20-2010 04:09 AM

Funny

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#2 posted 05-20-2010 03:09 PM

Good one :-)

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#3 posted 05-20-2010 03:58 PM

thank´s for the laugh
great start on the day

Dennis

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#4 posted 05-20-2010 04:05 PM

Start on the day? Isn’t it 4 PM in Denmark right now?

-- "A man may conduct himself well in both adversity and good fortune, but if you want to test his character, give him power." - Abraham Lincoln

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#5 posted 05-20-2010 04:31 PM

yes but this week I´m on the evening over night shift so a little from now
it´s 14 hours before I´m of
the good thing is there will proppbly not bee much to drive with
becourse tomorrow one of the big party weekends starts

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#6 posted 05-21-2010 11:58 PM

Nice one , BC : ) LMAO !! Have a great weekend , my friend !

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