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Dadoo

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289 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Here’s a chuckle for you guys. I know Debbie will get a bang out of this one! Enjoy!

Christmas Personality Disorders

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder—- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells…

Attention Deficit Disorder—- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

Personality Disorder—- You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

Borderline Personality Disorder—- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Paranoid—- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

Dementia—- I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

Manic—- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…

Narcissistic—- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Multiple Personality Disorder—- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Schizophrenia—- Do You Hear What I Hear?

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

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Russel

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289 days ago

I know some of thise people.

-- When you give someone a chance it may well be their last.

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mrtrim

1548 posts in 361 days


289 days ago

i may be one of these people !

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Karson

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289 days ago

You are one of those people.

-- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com

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Brad_Nailor

725 posts in 438 days


289 days ago

Serial Killer….I wonder if that head in my duffle bag would like a sip of egg nog….

-- Women love me.....trees fear me

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miles125

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289 days ago

Theres no such thing as a woodwork obssession without a personality disorder. We’re all in this boat together. Lol

-- miles125, Alabama.."Architecture is frozen music""

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Brad_Nailor

725 posts in 438 days


289 days ago

Oh yes..let there be pizza on earth and good pills twords man..

-- Women love me.....trees fear me

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scottb

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289 days ago

Love it! (Can’t think of any more, think think think) Thanks for sharing this.

-- I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it. - Vincent Van Gogh -- http://snbcreative.wordpress.com/

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MsDebbieP

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288 days ago

hahaaa lol yah…

-- "Functional WoodArt" by Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan)

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rikkor

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288 days ago

Roses are red, violets are blue…
I’m not Schitzophrenic, and neither am I

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Lee A. Jesberger

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288 days ago

I am only three of those people, but some of them are others!

Lee

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Dadoo

1541 posts in 471 days


288 days ago

I swear, a little humor and some fresh air are about all you need! Throw those meds and therapies away!

Glad you guys are enjoying this! Happy Holidays!

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

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Thos. Angle

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288 days ago

Hee-Hee dat could be me.

-- Thos. Angle, Owyhee Design, Oregon

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Blake

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288 days ago

These are the people at the mall shoving you out of the way to get in line to put their screaming kids in a giant red strangers lap to take pictures. Tis the season to be jolly lunatics. Hilarious, Dadoo.

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Dadoo

1541 posts in 471 days


288 days ago

Recently the news printed a story about some woman who sexually assulted (groping for toys) a mall santa in Utica, NY. Guess he’s peeved because it all happened in front of the line of kiddies.

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

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Critterman

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288 days ago

Nah, he probably got jealous because she looked more like Santa than him, whiskers and all…LOL

-- Jim Hallada, Chesterfield, VA

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scottb

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288 days ago

Mankind needs more laughter – Friday I watched countless people ignore the traffic lights.

Well, in their defense, there isn’t a sign that says “No Left on Red”

I know I shouldn’t have “run out for a quick errand” at work… but oh, thank the Lord I wasn’t trying to get where they were all off too!

-- I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it. - Vincent Van Gogh -- http://snbcreative.wordpress.com/

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jmings

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287 days ago

Thank you for that Dadoo.
I think I will email it to all my friend and relatives too.
I think I will too.
Me too.
<removes>
But seriously, Folks. I have MES (Musical Ear Syndrome) and have been hearing “White Christmas” for months.

-- Jerry "The Dinosaur" Mings

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mrtrim

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287 days ago

no peace on earth and goodwill twords anyone in the oil business , insurance business … on and on . no wood workers dont seem to be on the list . like george carlin says ‘its a big club and you aint in it ! ” lol

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miles125

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287 days ago

Santa got groped? What kind of Santa would even make a complaint? Jeeeez

-- miles125, Alabama.."Architecture is frozen music""

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