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Dadoo

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2442 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Here’s a chuckle for you guys. I know Debbie will get a bang out of this one! Enjoy!

Christmas Personality Disorders

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder—- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells…

Attention Deficit Disorder—- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

Personality Disorder—- You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

Borderline Personality Disorder—- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Paranoid—- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

Dementia—- I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

Manic—- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…

Narcissistic—- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Multiple Personality Disorder—- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Schizophrenia—- Do You Hear What I Hear?

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!


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Russel

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#1 posted 2442 days ago

I know some of thise people.

-- Working at Woodworking http://www.VillageLaneFurniture.com

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mrtrim

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#2 posted 2442 days ago

i may be one of these people !

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Karson

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#3 posted 2442 days ago

You are one of those people.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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Brad_Nailor

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#4 posted 2442 days ago

Serial Killer….I wonder if that head in my duffle bag would like a sip of egg nog….

-- http://www.facebook.com/pages/DSO-Designs/297237806954248

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miles125

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#5 posted 2442 days ago

Theres no such thing as a woodwork obssession without a personality disorder. We’re all in this boat together. Lol

-- "The way to make a small fortune in woodworking- start with a large one"

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Brad_Nailor

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#6 posted 2442 days ago

Oh yes..let there be pizza on earth and good pills twords man..

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#7 posted 2442 days ago

Love it! (Can’t think of any more, think think think) Thanks for sharing this.

-- I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it. - Van Gogh -- http://blanchardcreative.etsy.com -- http://snbcreative.wordpress.com/

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#8 posted 2442 days ago

hahaaa lol yah…

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (https://www.facebook.com/DebbiePribeleENJOConsultant)

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rikkor

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#9 posted 2441 days ago

Roses are red, violets are blue…
I’m not Schitzophrenic, and neither am I

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Lee A. Jesberger

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#10 posted 2441 days ago

I am only three of those people, but some of them are others!

Lee

-- by Lee A. Jesberger http://www.prowoodworkingtips.com http://www.ezee-feed.com

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Dadoo

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#11 posted 2441 days ago

I swear, a little humor and some fresh air are about all you need! Throw those meds and therapies away!

Glad you guys are enjoying this! Happy Holidays!

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

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Thos. Angle

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#12 posted 2441 days ago

Hee-Hee dat could be me.

-- Thos. Angle, Jordan Valley, Oregon

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#13 posted 2441 days ago

These are the people at the mall shoving you out of the way to get in line to put their screaming kids in a giant red strangers lap to take pictures. Tis the season to be jolly lunatics. Hilarious, Dadoo.

-- Happy woodworking! http://www.openarmsphotography.com

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Dadoo

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#14 posted 2441 days ago

Recently the news printed a story about some woman who sexually assulted (groping for toys) a mall santa in Utica, NY. Guess he’s peeved because it all happened in front of the line of kiddies.

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

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#15 posted 2441 days ago

Nah, he probably got jealous because she looked more like Santa than him, whiskers and all…LOL

-- Jim Hallada, Chesterfield, VA

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