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Forum topic by brandonsommer posted 05-11-2010 10:18 PM 22015 views 0 times favorited 28 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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05-11-2010 10:18 PM

Be careful out there gentlemen…

Older Men Scam

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall
and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen
for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.

A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular Lowe’s, Home Depot,
Costco, or even Wal-Mart customers. This one caught me totally by
surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while
out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to
you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or
truck as you are packing your shopping into your vehicle. They both
start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to
look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but
instead ask for a ride to McDonald’s.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other
one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Sep. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Oct. 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd,
26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this
upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take
advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones
for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their
stores. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonald’s.

I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe’s, to Home
Depot, to Costco, Etc.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn
them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just
before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

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#1 posted 05-11-2010 10:26 PM

Thanx…where are you located, and how can I get in on this?

-- Power tools put us ahead of the monkeys

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#2 posted 05-11-2010 10:27 PM

I have a feeling you haven’t learned your lesson . And if not good for you. LOL If they stole my wallet they would probably come back and leave me a food parcel when they discovered all the holes in it LOL Alistair

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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#3 posted 05-11-2010 10:35 PM

Maybe the girls are hired by the dollar store. And Walmart. And Lowes/HD/Costco. Probably not McDonalds.

-- Ed

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#4 posted 05-11-2010 10:53 PM

Tooo funny.

-- Greg D.

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#5 posted 05-11-2010 10:57 PM

so what you’re saying is that after going to Lowes you’re coming home with wood?

-- - Jei, Rockford IL - When in doubt, spray it with WD-40 and wrap it with duct tape. The details will attend to themselves.

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#6 posted 05-11-2010 10:58 PM

I don’t have to worry my wife would clobber them as soon as the hit the windshield. LOL

-- wood crafting & woodworking classes

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#7 posted 05-11-2010 11:00 PM

Brandon, PLEASE tell me what town you live in!

-- Let's do it in the wood pile!

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#8 posted 05-11-2010 11:09 PM

Figure a young guy has a shot at getting scammed too? LOL

-- A hammer dangling from a wall will bang and sound like work when the wind blows the right way.

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#9 posted 05-11-2010 11:35 PM

Now this I really like….YES SIR.

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#10 posted 05-12-2010 02:35 AM

I’m sorry to say they haven’t struck at a Lowes, Home Depot, or Costco near me :-((

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#11 posted 05-12-2010 05:23 AM

UH OH!!!!!!

Is one a Blonde with really Humungous …well…you know… about 5’-7” tall, mole on her left cheek? The other one a Red Head not so well developed about 5’-3 Freckles, has a bit of a Dialect?

Both of them wearing Cut Off White T-Shirts, One has Mickey Mouse on the Front? Both have REALLY Tight Fitting GWG Short Shorts? One has Red Sneakers? The other one’s are Blue?

Short one uses a little Metal Stool? Both use a Long Handled Squeege? They are there even if it Rains?

WELL! Guess what …...NOPE! Haven’t seen them up here yet, but I’ll keeep my eyes WIDE Open and let you know if I do. Thanks for the TIP Brandon!!


-- LIFE is what happens when you're planning on doing Other Things!

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#12 posted 05-12-2010 05:26 AM

In case you need it/them. Walmart has a sale on wallets.

-- If we learn from our mistakes, I'm getting a fantastic education.

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#13 posted 05-12-2010 06:08 AM

LOL this is great!

-- ~Larry Columbus, OH

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#14 posted 05-12-2010 06:20 AM

I can’t breathe, your killin’ me.

-- I love the smell of Home Depot in the morning, it smells like.......carpentry. Bake, Bar Lazy U Woodworks, Lehi,UT.

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#15 posted 05-12-2010 01:20 PM

Send them to my Walmart. I have a few old billfolds I caould get rid of.

-- Tim, Missouri ....Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened

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