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TopamaxSurvivor

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05-05-2010 07:56 AM

Topic tags/keywords: chapstick humor cat

We had this great 10-year-old cat named Jack who just recently died.
Jack was a great cat, and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on the mat in our bathroom.
We have three kids, and at the time of this story, they were 4 years old, 3 years old, and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loved Chapstick. LOVED it. He kept asking to use my Chapstick and then would lose it. Finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my Chapstick and explained he could use it whenever he wanted to, but he needed to put it right back in the drawer after he finished.
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-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence


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studie

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#1 posted 05-05-2010 08:22 AM

My grandpa had a remedy for chapped lips. He told me to wipe my finger across the mules rear end & then wipe my lips with the same finger. I asked if it had some kind of healing remedy. He said yes, it makes you remember to not lick your lips!

-- $tudie

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#2 posted 05-05-2010 09:13 AM

That’s just wrong….....FUNNY, but wrong. hahahahahahaha

I love those kind of stories!

Keep them comin’

-- Scrap Wood's the best...the projects are smaller, and so is the mess!

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#3 posted 05-05-2010 10:00 AM

Sometimes ignorance is bliss, LOL.

-- Mike, an American living in Norway.

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Cher

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#4 posted 05-05-2010 10:07 AM

Thanks for the good laugh Bob.

-- When you know better you do better.

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Bradford

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#5 posted 05-05-2010 01:39 PM

Thanks for that. And, how true. My youngest daughter did those kinds of things. (cat in the dryer makes a erie sound.)

-- so much wood, so little time. Bradford. Wood-a-holics unanimous president

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CharlieM1958

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#6 posted 05-05-2010 02:35 PM

Like Mike said…. it’s usually best not to know what they’ve been up to while you weren’t looking.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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skeeter

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#7 posted 05-05-2010 02:40 PM

hahaha I work where they make it in Richmond Va. Trust me its very sanitary there, no cats at all.

-- My philosophy: Somewhere between Norm and Roy

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Kent Shepherd

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#8 posted 05-05-2010 05:36 PM

Having young grandkids around the house now becomes very scary

Thanks for the laugh

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Mary Anne

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#9 posted 05-05-2010 06:40 PM

Funny story, Bob. It definitely has that ring of truth… as well as the ring of chapstick. EeeeeW!

When my nephew was a little guy he awakened his mother one morning with a dousing of “toilet water” in the face.

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#10 posted 05-05-2010 09:11 PM

:)

-- Ohh mann...pancakes and boobies...I'll bet that's what Heaven is like! ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣

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#11 posted 05-05-2010 09:23 PM

Many years ago when I was a research chemist, I worked for the company that developed Preparation H, a hemorrhoid medication. We looked into packaging a semi-solid version in a handy lip-balm-style push-up applicator. Someone noticed the similarity of the packaging to ChapStick and the idea was discontinued.

-- 温故知新

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mrg

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#12 posted 05-05-2010 10:57 PM

That was to funny.

-- mrg

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