Why parents drink.

  • Advertise with us

« back to Coffee Lounge forum

Forum topic by Abbott posted 04-23-2010 05:40 PM 1525 views 0 times favorited 10 replies Add to Favorites Watch
View Abbott's profile


2570 posts in 2726 days

04-23-2010 05:40 PM

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad.’

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Megan and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’ s not only the passion…Dad she’s pregnant.

Megan said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Megan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Megan can get better. She deserves it.

Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house.

I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That’s in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it’s safe to come home…

-- Ohh mann...pancakes and boobies...I'll bet that's what Heaven is like! ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣

10 replies so far

View SnowyRiver's profile


51452 posts in 2903 days

#1 posted 04-23-2010 06:30 PM

Ha ha ha…thats great !

-- Wayne - Plymouth MN

View DaddyZ's profile


2475 posts in 2463 days

#2 posted 04-23-2010 06:56 PM

Whew says dad!!!

-- Pat - Worker of Wood, Collector of Tools, Father of one

View Eagle1's profile


2066 posts in 2487 days

#3 posted 04-23-2010 10:21 PM

I would be saying Whew also if that was my son…

-- Tim, Missouri ....Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened

View christopheralan's profile


1120 posts in 3143 days

#4 posted 04-23-2010 10:45 PM

HA! That was great!

-- christopheralan

View TheDane's profile


4939 posts in 3085 days

#5 posted 04-23-2010 11:29 PM

I’ve heard it is a scientific fact that mental illness is hereditary … you get it from your kids!

-- Gerry -- "I don't plan to ever really grow up ... I'm just going to learn how to act in public!"

View Dennis Fletcher's profile

Dennis Fletcher

467 posts in 2477 days

#6 posted 04-23-2010 11:36 PM

Well, I know what kind of letter I’ll probably get from all 3 of mine! That was very good.

--, Making design and application one. †

View Dennisgrosen's profile


10850 posts in 2537 days

#7 posted 04-24-2010 12:09 AM

thank´s for the laugh Abbott
you just saved my day if this is all to be conserned about
now I go down and swollow a painkillerwiskey asap


View ND2ELK's profile


13495 posts in 3196 days

#8 posted 04-24-2010 01:38 AM

I have seen this before. It is great! Thanks for posting.

God Bless

-- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa

View jm82435's profile


1284 posts in 3164 days

#9 posted 04-24-2010 02:55 AM

Good one.

-- A thing of beauty is a joy forever...

View helluvawreck's profile


22697 posts in 2289 days

#10 posted 08-17-2010 06:14 PM

Another good one. That’s the 2nd good laugh that I’ve had today. Thanks, Abbott.

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

Have your say...

You must be signed in to reply.

DISCLAIMER: Any posts on LJ are posted by individuals acting in their own right and do not necessarily reflect the views of LJ. LJ will not be held liable for the actions of any user.

Latest Projects | Latest Blog Entries | Latest Forum Topics