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Forum topic by SteveMI posted 04-22-2010 06:16 PM 950 views 0 times favorited 6 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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SteveMI

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04-22-2010 06:16 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

All of the under 45 LJs can just move on to the next post unless you are in a band that does weddings. This was sent me by my daughter.
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Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the Limbo(?) as if it were yesterday.
They include:

Bobby Darin—-Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ A Flash

Herman’s Hermits—-Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got A Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr—-I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees—-How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack—-The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash—-I Can’t See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon—- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores—-Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem—- A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer—-You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations—-Papa’s Got A Kidney Stone

Abba—-Denture Queen

Tony Orlando—- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy—-I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore—-It’s My Procedure, And I’ll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least…

Willie Nelson—-On the Commode Again


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#1 posted 04-22-2010 06:18 PM

On the same note (ha!), The Who has had to change a line in their “My Generation” to “Hope I die before I get older”.

-- "A man may conduct himself well in both adversity and good fortune, but if you want to test his character, give him power." - Abraham Lincoln

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#2 posted 04-22-2010 08:18 PM

How about, Who’ll stop the pain.
Then there is, Looking out my shop door.
I’m sure other CCR songs would work as well.

-- I don't make mistakes, I have great learning lessons, Greg

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#3 posted 04-22-2010 08:42 PM

I can’t see clearly now…I have cataracts in my eyes…

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#4 posted 04-22-2010 09:14 PM

How about “I Can’t Drive 35”

-- There's many a slip betwixt a cup and a lip.--Scott

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#5 posted 04-22-2010 09:53 PM

Those are good. I can relate to too many of them!

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#6 posted 04-23-2010 12:18 AM

Eric Clapton – Rogaine

-- Adversity doesn't build character...................it reveals it.

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