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Dick, & Barb Cain

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04-02-2010 04:01 PM

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Ole and Clarence –

Ole lived across the river from Clarence who he didn’t like at all. All the time they were yelling across the river at each other. Ole would yell to Clarence, “If I had a vay to cross dis river, I’d clean yer clock.”

This went on for years. Finally the state built a bridge across the river right there by their houses. Ole’s wife, says, “Now is your chance, Ole. Vhy don’t you go over dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said you vould.”

Ole says, “OK, by yimmy, I tink I vill do yust dat.” Ole started for the bridge but he sees a sign on the bridge and he stops to read it. After reading the sign he turns around and goes back home. Ole’s wife asked, “Vhy did you come back?”

Ole said, ‘I tink I change my mind ‘bout beatin’ up dat Clarence. Dey put a sign on da bridge dat says, ‘Clarence is 13 ft. 6 in.’ You know, he don’t look near dat big vhen I yell at him from across da river

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN.

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#1 posted 04-02-2010 04:06 PM


-- ㊍ When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

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#2 posted 04-02-2010 04:11 PM


-- - Eric Noblesville, IN

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#3 posted 04-02-2010 04:14 PM

:—) :—))...........LOL
thank´s for the laugh
that was a good start
on the day


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#4 posted 04-02-2010 05:10 PM

He must of been around here too because I see the same signs were I live. LOL
Thanks Dick funny stuff.

-- wood crafting & woodworking classes

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#5 posted 04-02-2010 05:20 PM

Very good one Dick I am going to keep this one.

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#6 posted 04-02-2010 05:59 PM


Forwarded to a handful of friends from MN :-)

-- -- Neil

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#7 posted 04-02-2010 06:00 PM

laughed out loud ..
and so did Rick.
Good one.

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (

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#8 posted 04-02-2010 06:10 PM

well on second thought dear ,

i have more important things to do in the shop !

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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#9 posted 04-02-2010 09:31 PM


Great stuff.

-- Methods are many,Principles are few.Methods change often,Principles never do.

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#10 posted 04-02-2010 10:27 PM

How big an ol boy are ya?

LOL :)

-- Pat - Worker of Wood, Collector of Tools, Father of one

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#11 posted 04-02-2010 10:29 PM

Good one
Thanks for da laf


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#12 posted 04-02-2010 10:53 PM

Thats great

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#13 posted 04-03-2010 12:46 AM

;-)) :-))

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#14 posted 04-03-2010 02:30 AM

I purty sure ve saw Ole and Lena when we came tru Lost Wages tuder day

-- Thos. Angle, Jordan Valley, Oregon

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#15 posted 04-03-2010 03:21 AM

thats good

-- Joe, Ga

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