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GMman

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03-30-2010 12:53 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Surgery

Five surgeons are talking.

#1 The first, an Ontario surgeon, says: ” I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered. “

#2 The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: ” Yeah, but you should try
electricians. Everything inside of them is colour coded. “

#3 The third, a B.C. surgeon, says: ” No, I really think librarians are the
best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. “

#4 The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: ” You know, I like
construction workers…. those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over. “

#5 But, the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shut them all up when he
observed: ” You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine,—and the
head and the ass are interchangeable


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#1 posted 03-30-2010 01:05 AM

Right arm! Very true.

-- ~Just A Guy With A Hammer~

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