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Forum topic by JoeinGa posted 04-28-2016 03:59 PM 1180 views 0 times favorited 21 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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JoeinGa

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04-28-2016 03:59 PM

Good Morning, LumberJocks (and Jockettes )

As you can see from the date, I cut this from the newspaper in 1995. Still holds true today …
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I found this looking thru my box of photos. I really should make a frame for it.
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-- Perform A Random Act Of Kindness Today ... Pay It Forward


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#1 posted 04-28-2016 04:03 PM

That’s good and very politically incorrect. I love it!

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#2 posted 04-28-2016 06:38 PM

You might be too young to remember—fat chance—but didn’t Peter, Paul and Mary sing a song about that?

-- John - Central Ohio - "too much is never enough"

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#3 posted 04-28-2016 10:36 PM

“If I Had a Hammer”, yes. It came out when I was ten.

-- Random Orbital Nailer

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JoeinGa

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#4 posted 04-28-2016 11:10 PM

Sadly John, I’m NOT too young to remember it! :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKvpONl3No&list=RD_UKvpONl3No#t=10

-- Perform A Random Act Of Kindness Today ... Pay It Forward

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#5 posted 04-29-2016 12:28 AM



“If I Had a Hammer”, yes. It came out when I was ten.

- Dark_Lightning


“I’d hammer in the mornin…..................I’d hammer in the eeeeevin….................all over this laaaaaaa-annnnd”

-- Roger from KY. Work/Play/Travel Safe. Keep your dust collector fed. Kentuk55@yahoo.com

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#6 posted 04-29-2016 02:18 AM

I’ll be humming this when I get up i the morning THANKS!!! LOL

-- There's a hundred ways to do anything, alot depends on the tools at hand.

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#7 posted 04-29-2016 06:22 AM

Now you’ve got a hammer, it’s time to start using it to make things
AND TRY IT LEFT HANDED if you are right handed waiting out for the wrong nails….

-- Lifes good, Enjoy each new day...... Cheers from "On Top DownUnder" Crowie

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#8 posted 04-29-2016 12:46 PM

Roger… you sound like Tiny Tim.

-- Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a Dad

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#9 posted 04-29-2016 02:46 PM

Now that we’re all having nostalgic flashbacks, I’m remembering a hammer & nail story but I’m not quite sure how it goes. Something like …

A guy is nailing up siding on a barn. He pulls a nail from his left mail pouch, looks at it, and drives it home. But occasionally he’d look at the nail and then put it back in his right mail pouch. When someone asked him if he was rejecting the bad nails, he said, “Nah. I’m saving the nails with the point on the wrong end for the other side of the barn.”

Feel free to correct me if I got it wrong. :-)

-- John - Central Ohio - "too much is never enough"

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#10 posted 04-29-2016 05:08 PM

It’s good, or at least it used to be, to get hammered once in a while.

-- "I never met a board I didn't like!"

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#11 posted 04-29-2016 05:27 PM

Roger..
I’m not sure you can carry a tune!!!

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#12 posted 04-29-2016 05:29 PM

oldnovice—-
you still can…you just will have a hangover for multiple days now!!!!!
Don’t ask me how I know this…..DAMHIKT….
Mike

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JoeinGa

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#13 posted 04-29-2016 05:41 PM



Roger..
I m not sure you can carry a tune!!!

- moke

Don’t worry Roger, People always said I couldn’t carry a tune if it was in one of these either !
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-- Perform A Random Act Of Kindness Today ... Pay It Forward

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#14 posted 04-30-2016 12:04 AM

When a kid has a hammer,... the whole world looks like a nail.

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#15 posted 04-30-2016 01:59 AM

Another from 1985:

-- “Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are.” ― R. Waters

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