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Forum topic by degoose posted 03-22-2010 11:42 AM 750 views 0 times favorited 9 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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degoose

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03-22-2010 11:42 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Think about this:

> 1. Cows
> 2. The Constitution
> 3. The Ten Commandments

>————————————————————————————————
> COWS
> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
> during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a
> single cow, born in Bourke almost three years ago, right
> to the stall where she slept in the state of Victoria ?
> And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.
> But they are unable to locate 25,000 illegal immigrants
> wandering around our country.
> Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

>————————————————————————————————
> THE CONSTITUTION
> They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq …
> Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a
> lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 100 years,
> And we’re not using it anymore.

>————————————————————————————————
> THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
> The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments
> Posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this—you cannot post
> ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’, ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit
> Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of
> Lawyers, judges and politicians ….. It creates a
> hostile work environment.

>————————————————————————————————
> Also, Think about this … If you don’t want to forward
> this for fear of offending someone—YOU ARE PART OF THE
> PROBLEM! It is time for Australia to speak up!

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Dennis Fletcher

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#1 posted 03-22-2010 12:29 PM

Well, the above works pretty well for America right now, too. :-(

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#2 posted 03-22-2010 04:29 PM

Right Dennis and Larry, that goes for America also!!!

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#3 posted 03-22-2010 05:13 PM

Some how these topics oddly go together, cows ,constitution, the 10 commandments, lawyers and government.
Thanks Larry

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#4 posted 03-22-2010 05:32 PM

:)

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#5 posted 03-22-2010 05:49 PM

As I think about it, lawyers and cows actually produce a lot of the same thing!

-- Gerry -- "I don't plan to ever really grow up ... I'm just going to learn how to act in public!"

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#6 posted 03-23-2010 02:44 AM

YUp, they sure do!! :-)

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#7 posted 03-23-2010 06:43 PM

So true big guy.

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#8 posted 03-23-2010 06:50 PM

Right on

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#9 posted 03-23-2010 07:35 PM

You tell em’ Larry! ;o)

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