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03-22-2010 10:32 AM

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The Moods of a Woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She’s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She’ll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She’ll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she’ll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She’ll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

The Moods of a Man


-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ For lovers of all things timber...

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#1 posted 03-22-2010 12:11 PM

Simplicity has it’s virtues.

-- Mike, an American living in Norway.

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#2 posted 03-22-2010 01:48 PM

degoose – YUP!
stefang – YUP!

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

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#3 posted 03-22-2010 02:24 PM

The Moods of a Man It goes more like this:

Hungry until he’s horny,
Horny until he’s sleepy,
Sleepy until he’s hungry!

-- Max the "night janitor" at

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#4 posted 03-22-2010 02:48 PM

Ha ha ha…funny !

-- Wayne - Plymouth MN

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#5 posted 03-22-2010 03:01 PM

Pretty much sums it up for me !

-- Eric down in sunny Florida.

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#6 posted 03-22-2010 03:15 PM

thank´s for a good laugh
deffently needed that
as usual you save my day
when I´m down thank´s


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#7 posted 03-22-2010 03:35 PM

I guess that about says it all.

-- She thought I hung the moon--now she just thinks I did it wrong

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#8 posted 03-22-2010 07:42 PM

It’s true!

Thanks Larry needed a good laugh.

-- Mike The Termite ~~~~~ Working safely may get old, but so do those who practice it.

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#9 posted 03-23-2010 02:24 AM

Too funny and too true!

-- Happiness is like wetting your pants...everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth....

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#10 posted 03-23-2010 03:00 AM

:-)) :-))

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#11 posted 03-23-2010 03:27 AM

that’s how it ti is. ;)

-- Ike, Big Daddies Woodshop,

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#12 posted 03-23-2010 06:32 PM

Used to be that way for me. I don’t know what I feel anymore with those damn hormones shots. Hungry sleepy tired ornery sad mad glad pissed happy sad glad tired hungry wanna kill never horney allways pissed hungry etc, etc, etc oh and I wanna cry for no reason once a month!

-- (You just have to please the man in the Mirror) Mike from Michigan -

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