How to Hammer a Spike Above Your Head

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-- Carpe Lignum; Tornare Lignum (Seize the wood, to Turn the wood)

I wish I could do that. LOL

Adrian

-- Adrian ..... The 11th Commandment...."Thou Shalt Not Buy A Wobble Dado"

I thought this was the test we all took to become a Lumberjock!

-- http://foldingrule.blogspot.com

I wonder how many times he caught a hammer in the CRANIUM while learning that trick!!! LOL That’s tooooo cool!

-- Lane Custom Guitars and Basses

Now, that’s what I call a “skilled” laborer!

-- Tom, Surfside Beach, SC - Romans 8:28

His work space should be posted with a “Hard Hat Area” and “enter at your own risk” signs.

Entertaining especially from a distance.

Dalec

Wow, guy needs a day job. No doubt impressive, but come on. Then again, I do some strange stuff when I get bored too.

-- Jeff, South Carolina

Jeff, were you bored when you came in from the shop without your pants?

-- You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. (Plato)

LOL that was pretty cool. The foreman on that job is wondering why they are behind schedule.

-- I've cut that board three times and it's still too short!

Here’s how not to do it.
Let’s hear it for the Cops!

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-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

I agree with Jeff. That had to take hundreds of hours to master and he could have been doing something constructive like ummm, well, being here on Lumberjocks ;-)

By the way Bob #2, where do you come up with these things. Lordy.

-- Better to say nothing and be thought the fool... then to speak and erase all doubt!

The guy that got stopped WAS Bob.

-- You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. (Plato)

Chip, I have few miles on me so a lot of things aren’t as new as they are repackaged.
Mot has a special relationship with the radar cops.
They are erecting a statue in his honour.

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

I had him talked out of the ticket…right until I said I was going to see you. I had no idea you would be so well known to the local constabulary.

-- You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. (Plato)

They once stopped me on refinery row looking while for an address on Saturday morning. The dufus gave me a 48 hour citation for lack of insurance slip.
I told the fat litlle donut snapper that it wasn’t due until 2 weeks after the end of the policy but he was “Mr Right”
Had to have the Ins co. fax him my paid premium as the pink slip was in the mail somewhere.

They really shouldn’t give guns to people this stupid.

Maybe it was the same guy!

Bob

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner