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Forum topic by degoose posted 03-19-2010 11:02 AM 1070 views 1 time favorited 11 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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03-19-2010 11:02 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

History’s top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word

10th – “Scattered fxxxing showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC (Jim’s Sea Daddy)

9th – “How the fxxx did you work that out?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th – “You want WHAT on the fxxxing ceiling?” – Michelangelo, 1566

7th – “Where did all those fxxxing Indians come from?” – Custer, 1877

6th – “It does so fxxxing look like her!” – Picasso, 1926

5th – “Where the fxxx are we?” – Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th – “Any fxxxing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein, 1938

3rd – “What the fxxx was that?” – Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd – “I need this parade like I need a fxxxing hole in the head!” – JFK, 1963

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The number 1 most appropriate time for using the “F” word …...
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“Aw c’mon. Who the fxxx is going to find out?” – Tiger Woods, 2009
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Larry the cable guy says… I don’t care who you are this is funny…LOL

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#1 posted 03-19-2010 12:28 PM

Now that is funny….. lol

-- Dan ~ Texarkana, Tx.

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#2 posted 03-19-2010 12:54 PM

Just too fxxxing funny. How come there are no Aussies on the list?

-- So Many tools, So little time

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#3 posted 03-19-2010 01:27 PM

Aussies all live in ’ tomorrow ’ ,
( check your time zones ) .

plenty of time to ’ fix ‘
any mistakes ,

before ’ today ’ happens !

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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#4 posted 03-19-2010 02:34 PM

That’s funny David. Larry from the future. Hey Larry any good stock tips? I need a list of sweet sixteen teams for my office bracket, like yesterday. Which is what today is for you so it should work out. See you tomorrow. and by the way F U U Fing F :)

-- There's many a slip betwixt a cup and a lip.--Scott

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#5 posted 03-19-2010 02:44 PM

You’ll probably get some flack from the language police, but that’s fxxxing funny! :-)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#6 posted 03-19-2010 04:42 PM

Another one Obama 2012 “I really thought you wanted fxxxxing health care”
Funny stuff Larry

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#7 posted 03-19-2010 05:05 PM

Good one Jim!

-- There's many a slip betwixt a cup and a lip.--Scott

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#8 posted 03-19-2010 10:08 PM

David, Your comments were funnier than the orignal post. Sorry Larry.

-- So Many tools, So little time

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#9 posted 03-19-2010 11:16 PM

Thanks for the laugh.

We already have Fxxxing govt. run health care, its callled the VA hospital.

why is the new ryobi saw 1200.00 Fxxxing dollars and its still junk – me next year!

-- Thank You Veterans!

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#10 posted 03-19-2010 11:25 PM

Hey you can’t say that fxxxing stuff here? This is a cleaning fxxxing blog!!!!!
+1 for the laughs!!!

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#11 posted 03-20-2010 03:49 AM

Cant stop fxxxing laughing…..too fxxxing funny! :D Actually make me want change my sig to..

If It aint Fxxxing Broke You havent tried Fxxxing fixin it…

-- Chris From Maryland, If it aint broke, You havent tried fixin it yet...

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