|Forum topic by degoose||posted 02-22-2010 08:16 AM||992 views||0 times favorited||10 replies|
02-22-2010 08:16 AM
Subject: Possibly one of the best jokes i’ve read in a while!!!
Dave the hen
Dave came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke, he
The mysterious man answered, ‘This isn’t your bedroom and I’m St Peter.’
Dave was stunned. ‘You mean I’m dead !!! That can’t be, I have so much
St Peter replied, ‘Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch.
Dave was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his
A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking
‘This ain’t so bad’, he thought until he felt this strange feeling
‘It’s not so bad’, replies Dave, ‘but I have this strange feeling
‘You’re ovulating’, explained the rooster. ‘Don’t tell me you’ve never
‘Never’, replies Dave.
‘Well just relax and let it happen’.
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he
‘Dave, wake up, you drunken bastard. You’ve shit the bed !!’
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