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Karson

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Senior Moment

“Where is my Sunday paper?” the irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.

“Ma’am,” said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday.
The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday.”

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition, as she was heard to mutter, “Well, that’s why no one was at church today!”

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †


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Lee A. Jesberger

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#1 posted 1622 days ago

Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

Been there.

Lee

-- by Lee A. Jesberger http://www.prowoodworkingtips.com http://www.ezee-feed.com

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Karson

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#2 posted 1622 days ago

Sure do Lee. Been there, done that.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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Rustic

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#3 posted 1622 days ago

bought the t-shirt

-- www.carvingandturningsbyrick.com, Rick Kruse, Grand Rapids, MI

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Dennisgrosen

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#4 posted 1622 days ago

I don´t look forward to that

Dennis

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DaddyZ

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#5 posted 1622 days ago

Get up at 7:00 Think ‘I’m going to be late for Work!!!’ find out it’s 7:00PM didn’t realize you took that nap.

So true Dunit

Have you ever had a hertz donut?? (Punch in arm) Hurt’s don’t it!

-- Pat - Worker of Wood, Collector of Tools, Father of one

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NBeener

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#6 posted 1622 days ago

Um ….

Last week, I mounted the ski racks, loaded the car, got all outfitted in my ski clothes, went to fill the tank, and came back home.

My wife wasn’t ready.

It was Tuesday. We were going skiing on Thursday.

Do I really have to laugh at this joke? ;-)

-- -- Neil

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Dennisgrosen

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#7 posted 1622 days ago

no you have get some help Neil just the same same help a1Jim is going to have LoL

Dennis

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Abbott

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#8 posted 1622 days ago

Senior moment? Nah. Hey, have any of you guys seen my speed square? I had it yesterday..

-- Ohh mann...pancakes and boobies...I'll bet that's what Heaven is like! ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣

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a1Jim

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#9 posted 1622 days ago

Been there done that.

-- http://artisticwoodstudio.com Custom furniture

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b2rtch

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#10 posted 1622 days ago

Are we getting old or what?
I passed sixty a month ago

-- Bert

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Karson

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#11 posted 1622 days ago

Neil: If it wasn’t so true, It wouldn’t be so funny.

Thanks for your participation.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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Dan'um Style

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#12 posted 1622 days ago

“Where is my Sunday paper?” the irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.

“Ma’am,” said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday.
The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday.”

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition, as she was heard to mutter, “Well, that’s why no one was at church today!”

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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poopiekat

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#13 posted 1621 days ago

A senior citizen had to drive to the next town on the Expressway for a doctor’s appointment one morning. He had already left, when his wife called him on the cell phone. “I’m watching the news on TV, there is a report of a car traveling the wrong way on the Expressway, so be careful!” His wife said. He shouted back, “It’s not just ONE car, it’s all of them!!!!”

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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Napaman

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#14 posted 1621 days ago

i turn 40 in a few weeks…you guys are really scaring me…

-- Matt--Proud LJ since 2007

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Dan'um Style

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#15 posted 1621 days ago

55 is the new 55 ….

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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