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Forum topic by Jeison posted 02-19-2010 07:57 AM 835 views 0 times favorited 1 reply Add to Favorites Watch
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Jeison

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02-19-2010 07:57 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

“Sir, would you care to sign our petition?”
“Meh. I support and oppose many things, but none strongly enough to pick up a pen”

“This is your Captain speaking. We’re experiencing some technical difficulties right now. Nothing to worry about, I assure you. In the meantime, those of you on the right have a beautiful view of the coastline. Those of you on the left have a beautiful view of the flaming debris from out engine…”

“HALT! Declare yourself, are you friend or foe?!”
“I haven’t made up my mind yet…although if thats a submachinegun in your hands, I’d really like to be your friend.”

“No need to thank me, bashing stuff is always a pleasure…saving the world is just icing on the cake!”

“The safest thing to do is assume everything can kill you and plan from there”

“BAH! Nobody respects my schedules…do they think crushin an entire civilization beneath our heels ‘just happens’?!”

“If you don’t mind, I’m rather busy telling the laws of the univers to sit down and shut up.”
“Damn uppity wizards”

“It’s like my father used to say, you can’t make an omelet without permanently deafening someone”

“Now that we’ve divided up the loot, lets go stimulate the hell out of the economy!”

“You’ve gone mad with power!!”
“Well of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad WITHOUT power? Its boring, no one listens to you!”

“We should wait until nightfall to sneak into their camp.”
“Nightfall?! It’s midmorning! I know the limits of my attention span, who knows what I’ll be trying to kill if we wait around in one place for hours!!”

“Part of me wants to know the story behind the giant clown nose you’re wearing, but the other, smarter, part of me knows its better off in ignorance”

“Your approval fills me with shame.”

“The true mark of the adventurer is the ability to say ‘Hmm, how can I solve this problem…oh right, with fire!’”

-- - Jei, Rockford IL - When in doubt, spray it with WD-40 and wrap it with duct tape. The details will attend to themselves.


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degoose

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#1 posted 02-19-2010 11:34 AM

Advance and be recognised… FRIEND OR ENEMA….

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ lazylarrywoodworks.com.au For lovers of all things timber...

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