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02-11-2010 10:50 PM

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#1 posted 02-11-2010 10:51 PM

My the best teams win.

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#2 posted 02-11-2010 11:01 PM

Have no choice have to go with CANADA just a game friends

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#3 posted 02-12-2010 01:45 AM

There are really no lousers in the Olympic’s They are alreadythe best in thier country and this is really is important thing for the future with many with different backgrounds having a chance to meet.

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#4 posted 02-12-2010 01:46 AM

I like all of it and may the best person/team win. I love watching the Olympics. Winter and Summer games. It is the only games that bring the world together for competition. I can not remenber the year, but Hitler agreed to stop war so we could have the Oympics. Humm, I have to look that up??

-- Humble Wood Servant

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#5 posted 02-12-2010 03:05 AM

On a completely related topic that has everything to do with the olympics, consider this little known fact about Canada; it is the most dangerous country in the world. Think about it, they could nuke anybody they wanted, and who would believe it was them? Nobody thats who. Everyone would just assume it was us. Then we’d get bombed back into the stone age and they’d just point and laugh and then scour the smoking remnants of our great nation to steal the secret of Twinkie production (because everyone knows that Twinkies can survive a nuclear holocaust) thereby ensuring world domination by the secret Canadian war machine.

What does this have to do with the olympics you ask? Think about it. It’ll blow your mind.

-- - Jei, Rockford IL - When in doubt, spray it with WD-40 and wrap it with duct tape. The details will attend to themselves.

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#6 posted 02-12-2010 03:33 AM

Jei comments like yours should not be posted here you’re a bad apple.
Members like you hat starts problems here.

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#7 posted 02-12-2010 03:36 AM

Another comment like yours Jei and I will delete.

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#8 posted 02-12-2010 03:49 AM

Well you got my CANADIAN PRIDE on your side al!

-- M.K.

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#9 posted 02-12-2010 04:19 AM

Thanks Mark funny how some want to start something going with nothing.
May have to delete.

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#10 posted 02-12-2010 04:53 AM

As I PMed back to GMan, that was intended as one of my Frequently Misread And Apparently Overly Sarcastic Friendly Remarks I Should Probably Cut Back On Until People Get Used To Jei’s Twisted Sense Of Humor, and was in no way shape or form intended to be mean, abusive, nasty, or otherwise negative.

For the record, I ♥ Canada, and indeed do believe that Canada in fact Rocks.

Any Canadians to whom I have offended, please accept my heartfelt apologies, and feel free to thwack me on the nose with a newspaper as you file past me while I sit quietly in the corner with my dunce cap on.

-- - Jei, Rockford IL - When in doubt, spray it with WD-40 and wrap it with duct tape. The details will attend to themselves.

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#11 posted 02-12-2010 05:11 AM

Sorry Jei it is just that I did not want anything politic started, very easy here to start something.

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#12 posted 02-12-2010 05:14 AM

you don’t have to worry about that with me, politics gives me asthma
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hmm, like many things, that made more sense in my head…

-- - Jei, Rockford IL - When in doubt, spray it with WD-40 and wrap it with duct tape. The details will attend to themselves.

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#13 posted 02-12-2010 05:39 AM

Who leaked our plan? Find Jei, feed him nothing but Twinkies until until he gives us the name of his informant.
I love the Olympics, wish I could go. I got a picture of my girls beside one of the torch runners when it came through our town.

-- Alan, Prince George

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#14 posted 02-12-2010 05:45 AM

Pffft, I’m a product of the New York Public School System (trained in evasion techniques and to resist torture) AND I worked for the post office (trained in all forms of small arms and hand to hand combat) AND I went to college (capable of surviving on twinkies and other nutritionally-challenged foodstuffs for extended periods).

The moral of the story is that counter-intelligence tactics are only effective against intelligence….
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hey wait….ah dangit.

-- - Jei, Rockford IL - When in doubt, spray it with WD-40 and wrap it with duct tape. The details will attend to themselves.

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#15 posted 02-12-2010 05:57 AM

On a completely related topic that has everything to do with the olympics, consider this little known fact about Canada; it is the most dangerous country in the world. Think about it, they could nuke anybody they wanted, and who would believe it was them? Nobody thats who. Everyone would just assume it was us. Then we’d get bombed back into the stone age and they’d just point and laugh and then scour the smoking remnants of our great nation to steal the secret of Twinkie production (because everyone knows that Twinkies can survive a nuclear holocaust) thereby ensuring world domination by the secret Canadian war machine.

What does this have to do with the olympics you ask? Think about it. It’ll blow your mind.

LOL, I got it the first time, for that Jet I think you owe me some Twinkies!

-- Ohh mann...pancakes and boobies...I'll bet that's what Heaven is like! ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣

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