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Karson

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02-09-2010 09:58 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

SPELL CHECKER (author unknown, but hats off to him/her!)

Eye halve a spelling checker;
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marks four my revue,
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it two say,
Weather eye am wrong oar write;
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee four two long.
And eye can put the error rite;
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it;
I am shore your pleased two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh.
My spell checker tolled me sew !

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia karsonwm@gmail.com †


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degoose

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#1 posted 02-09-2010 10:05 PM

Eye Sea Wood that bee the same won as what eye got.??

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ lazylarrywoodworks.com.au For lovers of all things timber...

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Karson

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#2 posted 02-09-2010 10:13 PM

Eye mm glade ewe gut would.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia karsonwm@gmail.com †

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a1Jim

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#3 posted 02-09-2010 10:17 PM

wwhatts THHis al aboat i dunt geet itt.

-- http://artisticwoodstudio.com Custom furniture

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Karson

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#4 posted 02-09-2010 10:34 PM

Watts two gee at, ewe gut spieling heir Gem.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia karsonwm@gmail.com †

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Dennisgrosen

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#5 posted 02-09-2010 11:03 PM

sorry for spelling is it that bad

LOL…LOL

Dennis

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DaddyZ

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#6 posted 02-09-2010 11:13 PM

vary am press hive, kool aid 2 halve

-- Pat - Worker of Wood, Collector of Tools, Father of one

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lew

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#7 posted 02-09-2010 11:14 PM

This reads like most of the assignments my students used to turn in!!

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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Lee A. Jesberger

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#8 posted 02-09-2010 11:54 PM

Hey Buddy;

About time you got your spelling fixed.

Lee

-- by Lee A. Jesberger http://www.prowoodworkingtips.com http://www.ezee-feed.com

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patron

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#9 posted 02-10-2010 01:09 AM

yore get an et !

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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Mark

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#10 posted 02-10-2010 01:33 AM

thats em a zing! itz liek an oo lan gwaj

-- M.K.

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Mark

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#11 posted 02-10-2010 01:35 AM

try this out..

turns your language into “snoop dogg gangster talk”
http://gizoogle.com/index.php?translate=false

-- M.K.

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PineInTheAsh

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#12 posted 02-10-2010 01:49 AM

Karson,
Your post would not apply to a spell checker.
Every word is spelled correctly.

—Peter

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Karson

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#13 posted 02-10-2010 03:03 AM

That’s the beauty of it. They are all correct.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia karsonwm@gmail.com †

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TopamaxSurvivor

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#14 posted 02-10-2010 03:18 AM

That’s the way it is in the 21st Century ;-))

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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jack1

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#15 posted 02-10-2010 03:27 AM

ewe r cleaver.

-- jack -- ...measure once, curse twice!

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