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Forum topic by JJohnston posted 02-09-2010 05:56 PM 1193 views 0 times favorited 9 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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JJohnston

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02-09-2010 05:56 PM

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that’s right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer (hops contain Phytoestrogens). Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing

2) Refused to apologize even when obviously wrong

3) Gained weight

4) Talked excessively without making sense

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn’t drive

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating

No further testing was considered necessary.

-- "A man may conduct himself well in both adversity and good fortune, but if you want to test his character, give him power." - Abraham Lincoln


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a1Jim

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#1 posted 02-09-2010 06:01 PM

What ever do they mean???(just in case my wife reads this)

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bobkberg

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#2 posted 02-09-2010 06:45 PM

Ummmmm – that women are naturally drunk? No…that couldn’t be it…. ;-)

-- Bob www.singularengineering.com - A sideline, not how I earn a living

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Andrew

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#3 posted 02-09-2010 06:51 PM

What, women sit when they peee? I thought it was the other way around, that they peed when they sat.

-- Even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless, it moves at half speed like ....-As the Saw Turns

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Mark

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#4 posted 02-09-2010 07:48 PM

lmao…thats hilarious…i guess i cant tell my wife to go pound one down when shes being a you knwo what eh?

-- M.K.

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miles125

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#5 posted 02-09-2010 07:58 PM

Theres a flaw in the hormone. Beer never makes me want to go shopping :)

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8iowa

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#6 posted 02-09-2010 08:17 PM

Boy! I’m sure glad that I haven’t had a beer since ‘86.

-- "Heaven is North of the Bridge"

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MarksWife

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#7 posted 02-10-2010 06:45 PM

Thanks mark LMAO!!!!! =D

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Enthalpy

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#8 posted 02-10-2010 08:50 PM

Well…don’t let the wife see this one..you’ll be making a dog house…and yeah DBeener..it’s 2 words

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Dark_Lightning

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#9 posted 02-11-2010 06:20 AM

Well, the answer to that is simple…drink Scotch! BTW, it took me three tries to spell Schtoh…um, bedtime. ;)

-- Random Orbital Nailer

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