|Forum topic by JJohnston||posted 02-09-2010 05:56 PM||1193 views||0 times favorited||9 replies|
02-09-2010 05:56 PM
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that’s right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer (hops contain Phytoestrogens). Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing
2) Refused to apologize even when obviously wrong
3) Gained weight
4) Talked excessively without making sense
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn’t drive
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating
No further testing was considered necessary.
-- "A man may conduct himself well in both adversity and good fortune, but if you want to test his character, give him power." - Abraham Lincoln