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Jeison

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02-08-2010 10:07 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

...that this post doesn’t really say anything, its too late to stop reading.

-- - Jei, Rockford IL - When in doubt, spray it with WD-40 and wrap it with duct tape. The details will attend to themselves.


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#1 posted 02-08-2010 10:12 AM

I already KNEW that,, so I am not actually readiing this…but I bet you will respond…

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ lazylarrywoodworks.com.au For lovers of all things timber...

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#2 posted 02-08-2010 10:29 AM

no, I won’t…

-- - Jei, Rockford IL - When in doubt, spray it with WD-40 and wrap it with duct tape. The details will attend to themselves.

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#3 posted 02-08-2010 06:45 PM

Great Bowl oh I guess I did’nt read the post.

-- http://artisticwoodstudio.com Custom furniture

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#4 posted 02-08-2010 06:52 PM

this will probably get 200 responses ,

mostly from us that can’t read (LOL) !

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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#5 posted 02-08-2010 07:26 PM

I only look at the pictures, and never read the full text anyway

Thanks for posting
Trev

-- Trevor Premer Head Termite and Servant to the Queen - Heirloom Woodworking

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#6 posted 02-08-2010 07:38 PM

It actually seems a bit more intelligent than some. Can’t wait till you post pictures.

-- ~Just A Guy With A Hammer~

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#7 posted 02-08-2010 10:03 PM

-- - Jei, Rockford IL - When in doubt, spray it with WD-40 and wrap it with duct tape. The details will attend to themselves.

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#8 posted 02-08-2010 11:34 PM

Not the bunny!

-- ~Just A Guy With A Hammer~

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#9 posted 02-09-2010 12:39 AM

Looks as though he be le frenche

-- Pat - Worker of Wood, Collector of Tools, Father of one

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#10 posted 02-09-2010 01:16 AM

I got this in an email

Universal Laws…

1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act

4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi – If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire…

6. Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11.. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces – The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

16. Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

17. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet.

18. Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19. Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.

-- lcurrent ( It's not a mistake till you run out of wood )

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#11 posted 02-09-2010 04:45 PM

OK, guys. Lets get back to answering the OP’s question.

I think a steam iron would work.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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