|Forum topic by blackcherry||posted 02-07-2010 02:57 AM||1114 views||1 time favorited||6 replies|
02-07-2010 02:57 AM
Greek Tomato Garden:
An old Greek lived alone in Melbourne. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Jimmy, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
At 4 a.m. the next morning, the local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.