|Forum topic by nmkidd||posted 02-02-2010 06:34 PM||1822 views||1 time favorited||19 replies|
02-02-2010 06:34 PM
A retired friend of mine sent this to me and decided to share it with everyone here…........enjoy!
This is a warning to all not yet retired to watch out for those of us over 62 looking to make people laugh and stretch our imaginations.
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Kirkland Nutra
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I’m retired and have little
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s butt and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
Costco won’t let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
-- Doug, New Mexico.......the only stupid question is one that is never asked!........don't fix it, if it ain't broke!