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wncguy

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01-23-2016 06:27 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

People ask why do you drink… this could be a reason

-- Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a Dad


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#1 posted 01-23-2016 06:55 PM

I need a drink!

-- BOVILEXIA: The urge to moo at cows from a moving vehicle.

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#2 posted 01-23-2016 07:37 PM

Bartender! Set em up til I can’t.

-- Still trying to master kindling making

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#3 posted 01-24-2016 01:13 AM

Those old crones could drive any man to drink. I can just hear their nagging, annoying high pitched whinny voices.

I need a beer to clear my head.

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#4 posted 01-24-2016 01:30 AM

Love Bud, helps me cool down.

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#5 posted 01-24-2016 02:12 AM


“Would you rather give up alcohol for a year or give up your smartphone for a month?

- coleman41567

Where do I send the phone? LOL

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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#6 posted 01-24-2016 02:24 AM

I think the rule of thumb was instituted at about that time

-- Shooting down the walls of heartache. Bang bang. I am. The warrior.

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#7 posted 01-24-2016 06:17 AM

Who owns or even wants a smart a〰 phone anyway?

-- "I never met a board I didn't like!"

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wncguy

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#8 posted 01-24-2016 02:06 PM

Steve – anyone tell you that your photo looks like Bill Murray?
oldnovice & wood butcherbynight – not sure where coleman41567 was going with their post… I’m with you on the choice, I use an old flip phone that works for me, sometimes I even turn it on.

-- Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a Dad

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#9 posted 01-24-2016 05:23 PM



Steve – anyone tell you that your photo looks like Bill Murray?
oldnovice & wood butcherbynight – not sure where coleman41567 was going with their post… I m with you on the choice, I use an old flip phone that works for me, sometimes I even turn it on.

- wncguy

Sometimes I even charge mine, sometimes…. LOL

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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#10 posted 01-24-2016 05:23 PM


Steve – anyone tell you that your photo looks like Bill Murray?
oldnovice & wood butcherbynight – not sure where coleman41567 was going with their post… I m with you on the choice, I use an old flip phone that works for me, sometimes I even turn it on.

- wncguy

Sometimes I even charge mine, sometimes…. LOL

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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#11 posted 01-24-2016 06:13 PM

Well….I don’t drink, so I guess I’ll hang onto my phone….ipad, too…..get a two-for -one special…..I need two chargers….!!!! I think one of them old ladies kinda looks like my grandma….!!!!!!!!!!! Could it be her..?

-- At my age, an "all--nighter" is not having to get up and pee...!!!

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wncguy

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#12 posted 01-24-2016 06:34 PM

Rick – well it would be better if is was her, rather than if it was your High School girlfriend.
woodbutcheratnight… what’s a “charger”?...

-- Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a Dad

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#13 posted 01-24-2016 11:38 PM



Rick – well it would be better if is was her, rather than if it was your High School girlfriend.
woodbutcheratnight… what s a “charger”?...

- wncguy

Not sure, my wife takes care of that for me. LOL

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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#14 posted 01-25-2016 05:11 PM

I have thought about getting on the cordless bandwagon and start selling phoneless cords!

-- "I never met a board I didn't like!"

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#15 posted 01-25-2016 05:19 PM

Well, cheap booze and I get it. But if its good beer, ale, wine or spirits then whats the problem?

-- Don't blame me, I voted for no one.

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