Friendship... Aussie style.

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True Friendship… “Aussie Style”

(None of that Sissy Crap)

Are you tired of those piss weak ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card— Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.

1. When you are sad— I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue—I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile—I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared—I will take the piss out of you every chance I get until you’re NOT.

5….. When you are worried—I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YOU STOP WHINING!

6… When you are confused—I will try to use only little words.

7… When you are sick— Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall—I will laugh at you, you clumsy arse.

9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask;

Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends,

Then get depressed because

You can only think of 4 .

-- Don't drink and use power tools @

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#1 posted 01-29-2010 09:58 AM


-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#2 posted 01-29-2010 10:27 AM

F^%$ing LAWL

-- - Jei, Rockford IL - When in doubt, spray it with WD-40 and wrap it with duct tape. The details will attend to themselves.

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#3 posted 01-29-2010 10:31 AM

Hopefully this will buck up some of those winey cry babies :^)

-- So Many tools, So little time

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#4 posted 01-29-2010 12:41 PM

You’ve gotta love those Aussies. They are so sentimental.

-- Mike, an American living in Norway.

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#5 posted 01-29-2010 03:58 PM

thanks for the laugh i needed it

-- self proclaimed copycat

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#7 posted 01-29-2010 04:36 PM

I think I saw that on a Halmark greeting card.

Very good Larry.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia †

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#8 posted 01-29-2010 04:47 PM

all sounds fair to me larry


-- Happiness is a way of travel , not a destination (Roy Goodman)

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#9 posted 01-29-2010 08:31 PM

Thanks Larry, I feel better already!!

-- Matt Garcia Wannabe Period Furniture Maker, Houston TX

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#10 posted 01-29-2010 08:53 PM

A man after my own heart Larry, I will count you as a friend, much better than some of those whiny ones.

-- Smitty!!!

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#11 posted 01-29-2010 09:40 PM

Larry -
I like the new friends in your avatar…..They helping sell the new toy?

-- “The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.” Mark Twain

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#12 posted 01-29-2010 10:02 PM

Good one Larry, you look different…maybe its the smile.

-- Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from poor judgement.

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#13 posted 01-30-2010 05:16 PM

Two Aussies are camping and a truck pulls into the next campsite that has “Taxidermist” written on the side. Being curious, one of the aussies goes and asks what a Taxidermist is. The fellow replys “I stuff animals”. So the aussie shouts over to his partner “It’s OK, he’s one of us!”.

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#14 posted 01-30-2010 06:10 PM

A true friend will not bail you out when you get drunk, a true friend will be in the cell beside you and saying, Damn, that was fun!

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#15 posted 02-10-2010 06:49 PM

I missed this one Larry , I like having an Aussie as a friend.

-- wood crafting & classes

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