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Forum topic by kolwdwrkr posted 01-29-2010 06:59 AM 1668 views 0 times favorited 24 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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01-29-2010 06:59 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Okay, so here’s my problem. First off let me tell you that I’m not completely sober. Wife (girlfriend, but we’ll call her the wife because that’s how much I appreciate her) had some cheap red wine in the fridge and I had a somewhat long day. It doesn’t matter how much I actually worked, because in the end it’s all for free anyhow, especially after the government gets their grips on my balls. But that’s all relavent isn’t it. It also doesn’t matter how much I drank, because I’m a light weight and you may point fingers and laugh.
So the thing is, I need to know what’s up with all these long blogs and posts. I don’t get it. Who has time to read these? My eyes go crossed after two paragraphs, even of my own writing. By the way this is the second paragraph so excuse me if my words start getting spelledmissed. It’s ylno because ym seye are crossed. LOL. So don’t you have anything else to do but type crazy literature? Write a book, it pays better. LOL. Okay, I know, but I live in america, land of the hypocrit. So I may do it from time to time, but some of us just have way to much to say. Oh well. If I could read maybe I would just learn something and wouldn’t have anything to complain about. Am I on paragraph 3 yet. I sure hope not. Some of you may comment without reading it all. Well that’s all for now. Let me have it. LOL. I won’t be watching, wife (girlfriend, but we’ll call her the wife because that’s how much she means to me) wants me to cuddle on the couch with coffee. Maybe I’ll get a little bit of the cheap red wine out of my system before I check this forum topic again and see all the angry people attacking me. I guess so long at it doesn’t get poopie in here I’ll be okay. Okay, well that’s good for now. Paragraph 3 is about to start and I can’t have that.
As always I welcome constructive criticism, positive, and positive. Only positive because I’m a whiner and can’t handle the negative. OOps, that’s 3 paragraphs. Crap. I am tagging this as humor, but who’s laughing? Mark, are you laughing? hehe. I’ll see you for coffee in the morn buddy.

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

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#1 posted 01-29-2010 07:11 AM

Hey Keith
I have trouble making my way through some of those long blogs too even when there very well written.

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#2 posted 01-29-2010 07:20 AM

me too

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

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#3 posted 01-29-2010 07:35 AM

I wonder who has the time to read them all too:-) The only reson I read this is because yiou wrote it and if it was 2 more words, I probably would have quit ;-))

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#4 posted 01-29-2010 08:36 AM

That was seriously funny, need a little humor everyday.

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#5 posted 01-29-2010 09:31 AM

I too only read it because you wrote it…. otherwise I would have just missed it and well done…

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#6 posted 01-29-2010 09:40 AM

use your noises not your words

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#7 posted 01-29-2010 02:52 PM

The long blogs are kind of fun sometimes. But I am at work. What else am I going to do?

There are other things that used to bother me too; like responding to an avatar that is not a picture of the person, or people who post many multiple projects at the same time, or blogs that just ramble on about their day without pictures. But I have gotten over these too, life is short.


-- -- I'm no rocket surgeon

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#8 posted 01-29-2010 03:42 PM

I only read the first half of this post. I also like a drink. Whiskey mostly. Makers Mark. I wonder if this will turn into a epic fourm topic full of great debate on meaningless structure and opinions. ....Have I been drinking?

-- There's many a slip betwixt a cup and a lip.--Scott

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#9 posted 01-29-2010 03:49 PM

i read every word in a post ,
not all posts .

out of respect ,
and in an effort to understand .

sometimes the glue ,
takes longer to dry ,
than the thoughts !

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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#10 posted 01-29-2010 04:16 PM


-- I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

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#11 posted 01-29-2010 04:52 PM

Like Scott, I enjoy whiskey.

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#12 posted 01-29-2010 05:07 PM

I like pie

but in RE to blogs and posts – I like a balance of a few pics, and a short writing. or at least break down the writeup with pictures in between to make it into smaller chucks of reading and some eye candy.

so yeah – I’m in the same boat.

-- ㊍ When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

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#13 posted 01-29-2010 05:15 PM

I like that I wrote this last night and then went through my blogs this morning. It appears I write a lot. LOL. It’s a good thing I posted this as humor. I do take a lot of photos though. I’m more of a beer and whiskey drinker too, but I don’t have it that often so the only thing available was the wine. I’m to busy to drink.

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

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#14 posted 01-29-2010 05:53 PM

When you drink coffee when you are drunk, all you get is a wide awake drunk! ” just the facts” man.

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

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#15 posted 01-29-2010 05:56 PM

long posts with pictures interspersed are easier to read. if i see a book with no pics from someone I don’t read from often, i skip it.

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