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Forum topic by TopamaxSurvivor posted 01-23-2010 11:24 PM 1162 views 0 times favorited 9 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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TopamaxSurvivor

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01-23-2010 11:24 PM

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‘Hello?’ ‘Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?’

’No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’

After a brief pause,

Daddy says, ‘But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’

’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now…’

Brief Pause.

’Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy That Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’

’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’

A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone.

’I did it, Daddy.’ ‘And what happened, honey?’ ‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now she isn’t moving at all!’

’Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?’

’He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window And into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water Last week to clean it.. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’

Long Pause

Longer Pause

Even Longer Pause

Then Daddy says,

’Swimming pool? ............

Is this 82546573?’

No, I think you have the wrong number…... ..

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence


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GMman

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#1 posted 01-23-2010 11:29 PM

Very good

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#2 posted 01-23-2010 11:29 PM

hahha good one!

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#3 posted 01-23-2010 11:52 PM

Good one. LOL

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#4 posted 01-24-2010 12:16 AM

That is cute! :)

-- Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful- Joshua Marine

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#5 posted 01-24-2010 12:19 AM

lol good storey

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#6 posted 01-24-2010 12:29 AM

:—)))

and now Scerlock Holmes let us see if you solve that mistery

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#7 posted 01-24-2010 12:44 AM

cute

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#8 posted 01-24-2010 01:51 AM

Funnneeee!

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#9 posted 01-24-2010 01:59 AM

Very good, I’m still laughing!

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